If I Were You

If I Were You Episode 70: One Word Texts

March 31, 2014

In this episode we discuss text messages, breaking up, and great ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com – The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 69: Mom

March 24, 2014

In this episode we discuss dimes, mothers, and Dave Rosenberg. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com – The best way to discover new music online! Use promo code “Jake” or “Amir” to get a FREE six month … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 68: Hemorrhoids

March 17, 2014

In this episode we discuss boobs, watches, and anal discomfort. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code “Jake” or “Amir” for a discount. Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 67: Howdy (with Dave Rosenberg)

March 10, 2014

Our dear friend Dave Rosenberg, the master blaster, joins us to discuss wet snuggling, overprotective parents, and near death experiences. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com. The best, easiest, smartest way to build a website without … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 65: Nice Guys Finish Last

March 3, 2014

In this episode we discuss ghosts, sneezing, and Seal. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! – Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Check them out here for 50% off your first order! Great for gifts or … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 64: Cat Noises (with Rose McIver)

February 27, 2014

Friend/Neighbor/Actor Rose McIver joins us to discuss flowers, bigotry, and prostitution. This episode is brought to you by FlagLocate.com – the best and easiest way to let your friends know where you are via text OR email. Works on … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 63: Porn Browser

February 24, 2014

In this episode we discuss clothing, computers, and colonics. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace! Build your website easily and affordably. So simple even an idiot like YOU can do it, idiot! And if you build … Listen Now

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If I Were You Emily’s GoFundMe

February 19, 2014

In Episode 61, we urged one of our emailers to set up a GoFundMe page to help raise money to send her to Ghana so she can volunteer. Well Emily did! And we promise to match any donation … Read Now

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If I Were You Episode 62: Phone Thief

February 17, 2014

In this episode we discuss cafeteria crushes, Counting Crows, and terrible teachers… This episode is brought to you by Squarespace! The best/easiest way to build a website without knowing ANYTHING. If you use Squarespace.com/ifiwereyou to buy your site, … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 61: Polyamory (with Josh Ruben!)

February 13, 2014

Comedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 60: Butthole (with Thomas Middleditch!)

February 10, 2014

In this episode actor/comedian/friend/lover Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss jealousy, intelligence, and buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com! – Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Do us a huge favor and check them out … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 59: Preach

February 6, 2014

In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we discuss whether or not books make for good gifts… and also anal sex. Brought to you by NiceLaundry.com! Very simple idea: Awesome socks. Affordable prices. You can do us a favor simply by … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 57: Confidence

January 30, 2014

In this episode we discuss how to win a fight, how to accept a gift, and how to estimate the size of a penis. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace! The easiest way to build your own … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 56: Business Ideas

January 27, 2014

In this episode we discuss climbing and grandmas. Then we make a SuperBowl bet. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code “Jake” or “Amir” … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 55: Wet Dream

January 23, 2014

In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we discuss cowardly males, condo mishaps, and Kik messages. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace! The easiest way to build your own website/blog/store. And if you go to Squarespace.com/ifiwereyou, and … Listen Now

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If I Were You Episode 54: Rap Love

January 20, 2014

In this episode we discuss hip-hop, haters, and taking somebody back. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Delicious/Nutricious snacks delivered RIGHT to your door for $20/month – you don’t have to pay for shipping! Check them out at … Listen Now