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Not Another D&D Podcast
Fia, Krissy, and Johnny climb a necromancer's tower and attempt to take out the second Vault Keeper! Krissy obsesses about chips, Johnny shares his hair magic, and Fia receives some disturbing news about Bukvar. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content! Music / Sound Effects Include: "A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford. "Bonkginya, Fia Bonkginya" by Emily Axford. "Goblin Dirigible" by Emily Axford. "A Risky Gamble" by Emily Axford. "The Prodigal Sister" by Emily Axford. "Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford. "Montgomery Manor" by Emily Axford. "Alone" by Emily Axford.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Three Black Halflings
Danger, intrigue, and horror ensue as our heroes jump into action to defend a mysterious stranger from the monstrous creature that menaces her! Content Warning: Body Horror and Child EndangermentDetailed Description: We begin by having everyone offer their version of what they think the show (which was unnamed at the time of recording) should be called. Connie suggests "Gunslingers & Gaybies" (gay babies) and "Hushi & the Halflings", Jasper offers "The Adventures of Rustbucket & Friends", and Jonny proposes "Onuris Budge & the Budgerigars". After the introductions, the session begins as the party sees Unati's mysterious new character on a railway track, firing her obsidian black rifle at a bizarre creature. Its main body is a huge red and black mass of ooze, and it has spawned several ooze-y black and red humanoid figures that call out to Unati's character. Each of these figures is connected to the main body by thin tendrils that stretch along the ground. Despite Budge's light protests, the party decide to help her out and everyone rolls initiative. Unati's character uses her rifle to fire two Eldritch blasts at the creature, hitting it with both despite disadvantage. Her blasts evoke pure death: black and deep purple with blue flames on the edges. As they get within 5 feet of the creature, the space around them seems to warp and bend them strangely, but they slip through anyway and slam into the creature. Unati rolls max damage against the creature, to the delight of everyone present. She then casts Spirit Shroud, summoning forth deathlike flame spirits which begin flitting around her. Rust is immediately attracted to Unati's character, but then realizes the attraction may stem from his mentor, whose memories he carries. Pushing through his confusion, Rust takes cover behind a rock and fires his Peacemaker twice at the creature, only managing to hit once due to the disadvantage imposed by the bizarre warping effect that surrounds it. The creature tries to retaliate by using some kind of psychic power against Unati's character, which she manages to resist. Hushi then pierces the creature with a Mind Spike, using their Chronal Shift so it fails the save. As their spell pierces the creature, Hushi is nearly overwhelmed by a chorus of wails that attempt to make a connection with their mind. Shaken, Hushi also cast Soul Blade, making their sword temporarily magical. The creature tries to retaliate by using its psychic power against Hushi, but they manage to resist its effect. The creature stretches up into the air and slams two gooey tendrils down onto Unati's character, dealing her 40 points of damage and rendering her unconscious. As the party reels in shock at the power of this creature, Nebet stabilizes Unati's character with Spare the Dying, then brings her back up with Healing Word. Budge attempts to make the creature vulnerable with Faerie Fire, but the creature resists the effect. Infuriated, Budge calls upon the spirits he follows, transforming his hands into crocodile jaws as he flies into a Rage and charges at the creature. Unati's character casts a spell called Hunger of the Bone Eater, enveloping the creature's main body in a pair of obsidian black jaws that extend from the ground and close over it, blocking it from view. Squelching, crunching, crackling, and the screams of the damned emit from the mass and echo around the cavern. Rust attempts to shoot the tether connecting one of the humanoid creatures to the main body, but his gun misfires and jams. Rather than un-jam it, he draws his sword and charges towards the creature, but he misses again as he swings down at the tendril. As a bonus action, he casts Sanctuary on Unati's character, surrounding her with a floating mirror that reflects light in the eyes of anyone who tries to attack her. The creature then tries to use its mysterious psychic power on Budge, but he resists as well. People are resisting all over the place! Hushi rolls an Insight check to try and discern the nature of the humanoid figures the creature is manifesting, but can only tell that the figures probably aren't railway workers because some of them are children. Frustrated, Hushi fires a 2nd level Ice Knife into the creature, damaging it and exposing that the tethers are invulnerable as long as the main body survives. Finally, Hushi asks Unati's character her name, which is revealed to be Panya. On the creature's turn, it's immediately damaged by Panya's spell. With the damage piling up, the creature misses Tovo with a tendril but manages to hit Budge. As the tendril slams into Budge, he receives a vision of that fateful day when The Calamity occurred. The sky flashes a series of unnatural colors and textures. Panic is everywhere. Budge even hears people repeating the very same things he's heard the ooze-y humanoid figures say, and he realizes he's seeing all of this from the perspective of a child. As the vision ends, the creature again uses its psychic power on Hushi, and this time Hushi fails the saving throw. Hushi feels an intense sucking sensation as the creature rips memories out of their head. The damage renders Hushi unconscious and they drop all everything they're holding before collapsing to the ground facedown. Thankfully, Nebet, ever the MVP, flies over and revives Hushi with Cure Wounds, returning all of their dropped items in the process. Budge, enraged by the shocking vision the creature gave him, uses Wild Shape to transform into an Atlas Bear and attacks the creature. He clamps his crocodile jaw arms onto the creature's central mass and goes into a crocodilian death roll, completely shredding its body. As Budge rips the creature apart, he sees flashes of memories that this creature has absorbed. Budge realizes that these memories come from a variety of people, and that he can choose to connect with one of them if he wants. He enters the memory of the little girl he saw in his previous vision, and he begins to understand that this memory is the last thing the little girl ever experienced before the creature absorbed her. He calls out to the child, telling her to flee, but she doesn't know how. Budge watches in horror as The Calamity's shockwave hits and everyone is altered in horrific ways. As the people around him die, their spirits emerge from their bodies. Each holds a feather in one hand and a heart in the other. The little girl says that the heart and the feather she's holding seem to weigh the same, and asks if that means she can leave. Unfortunately, she seems rooted to the spot, unable to pass on. Budge grasps her hands and tries to comfort her. As he does this, he sees one man's body undergo a disturbing and elaborate transformation that seems to offer brief glimpses of other worlds, most notably a cold and desolate place that's full of stars. As the transformation stabilizes, Budge realizes that the man has transformed into the very creature that Budge was just fighting. The creature senses Budge and the little girl, and begins slithering towards them. Things begin to click into place as Budge realizes two things: 1. All of this already happened years ago. The Calamity killed this little girl and everyone around her, and their spirits were all absorbed by this creature. 2. Somehow, Budge's consciousness has somehow been transported through time, allowing him to interact with the past. And that means he might be able to change history. Budge decides to do everything he can to try and save this little girl. He calls upon his spiritual connection and succeeds on a DC 18 Insight check to encase the child in a watery shield of magical protection just as the creature begins to ooze its way over Budge's spectral body, enveloping him completely. Budge's consciousness suddenly returns to the present moment. As the party tries to check on him, Budge feels something alien slithering around underneath his skin. Before he can react, he hears a voice inside his head. It's the voice of the little girl! "M-Mister? Where am I? Where's my mom? Mister, where's my momma?" As Budge drops Wild Shape, he groans out, "awwwww, fuck!" To Be Continued in Episode Five If you enjoy this podcast please help us out by leaving a review and sharing it with your fellow adventurers. Want more 3BH in your life? You can now buy merchandise here! 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A Good Cry
Host Michael Cruz Kayne tells his story. Listen to the first full episode of A Good Cry on September 30! Follow Michael Cruz Kayne: Twitter: @CruzKayne Instagram: @cruzkayne Advertise on A Good Cry via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Scroll Down
Marcella talks about performing at the Life is Beautiful Festival and explains why #EmmysSoWhite doesn't sit well with her. Niccole gives a *spicy take* on Canadian humor and breaks down why everyone needs to leave John Mulaney and Jeannie Mai alone for changing their minds on kids. Then, Marcella and Niccole say pumpkin spice flavored things and candy corn are cool -- but you can keep the memes about them. ----- Thanks to guest sound engineer, Daniel Ramos ----- Follow Marcella and Niccole!Twitter & IG: @marcellacomedy & @niccolethurman-----Photography by Kim NewmoneyHead Inflation by Manuel Abady-----Advertise on The Scroll Down via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Fake the Nation
Negin is joined by Murray Hill and Cody Lindquist to dish about the Emmys and Instagram's terrible algorithm. They discuss parasocial relationships and Murray's unhealthy obsession with A-Rod and JLo. Rate Fake The Nation 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave us a review! Follow Negin Farsad: Twitter: @NeginFarsad Write to Negin at [email protected] Support her Patreon www.patreon.com/NeginFarsad. Advertise on Fake the Nation via Gumball.fm. Host - Negin Farsad Producer - Julia Lindon Engineer - Stephanie Aguilar (this week's episode was edited by the lovely Clementine Host)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All Fantasy Everything
I can be your hero, baby. But also, I can play several other roles encompassing the depth and breadth of the human experience. Either way, you... can... take... my breath away. Support the show! Join the All Fantasy Everything Patreon for exclusive mailbags, watchalongs, and video pre-rolls. Check it all out at www.patreon.com/AllFantasy. Rate All Fantasy Everything 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Merch: teepublic.com/user/allfantasyeverything Follow the Good Vibes Gang on social media: Ian Karmel @IanKarmel IG: @IanKarmel Sean Jordan @SeanSJordan IG: @SeancougarmelonJordan David Gborie IG: @Coolguyjokes87 Mars Mel @MarsMel IG: @Mars.Mel Show Email: [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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High and Mighty
Podcaster Kelly Hudson joins gabrus to prove that there ain't no shame in the game. Check out gabrus' other podcast, Action Boyz.Advertise on High & Mighty via Gumball.fm.Shout out to Magic Spoon for sponsoring this episode of High & Mighty. Go to magicspoon.com/ham and use our promo code HAM at checkout to save five dollars off your order!Also, shout out to Vivino for sponsoring this episode of High & Mighty. Go to Vivino.com/MIGHTY and use code MIGHTY at checkout to save 20% on your first order of up to $200.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Doughboys
Derek Waters (Drunk History, Mythic Quest) joins the 'boys to discuss donut salad and Maryland eats before a review of Charleys Philly Steaks. Plus, a Drank History edition of Slop Quiz. Sources for this week's intro: https://www.phillybite.com/index.php/travel/943-pat-s-vs-geno-s-philly-s-cheesesteak-debate https://www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2018/09/22/cheesesteak-history/ https://www.patskingofsteaks.com/history https://www.genosteaks.com/about/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/gracechung/2017/12/18/how-a-korean-immigrant-amassed-a-food-empire-by-serving-an-american-favorite/?sh=17025c6a626d https://charleys.com/about See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Girls on Porn
It may not have be your first choice on the menu but tune in to hear why you just might want to order up! The girls have a blast talking about felching at the doctor's office, the sacred seed's presence in early Christian ritual, and all of the different ways to ingest cum: snowballing, gokkun, even recipes! Who's hungry? Tasting my Cum 5 (Good Vibrations) Be sure to rate Girls on Porn 5-stars on Apple Podcast! Leave your favorite search term OR your porn star name in the review for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Us on Social Media: Show: @girlsonprn Laura: @ramadei Rachel: @_rrratchet Show Credits: Producer: Amanda C Theme by Eli Janney Podcast Art by Erin Dreis Mixed and Edited by Faris Monshi Advertise on Girls On Porn via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good Christian Fun
Darin McKenna (Enneagram Coach! @darinmckenna!) joins Kevin and Caroline to talk all about the Pray Away, a documentary about the ex-gay movementSubscribe to our Patreon to get a weekly 2nd Service episode and become a "Patreon saint" ;)GCF - Second Service Patreon!CHARITY:This month we're matching iTunes reviews with donations to Rainforest Trust! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.