The Baby-Sitters Club Club

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Huge news this week, Riddlebabies. We think we uncovered the origins of *69, and it’s way raunchier than you probably imagined.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

This is a bonus episode from our Patreon! Patreon subscribers have already heard this one, but for everyone else, this is the most recent episode of The Baby-Sitters Elite Baby Baby Elite Little Sister Big Episodes Show, which you can find at Patreon.com/BSCCPodcast.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Ann and Ellen killed a man, Sergeant Johnson is more than willing to put a bunch of teens in mortal danger to solve the crime, and Cary Retlin just wants to watch the world burn.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

If there’s something strange in you podcast app, who you gonna call? Jack and Tanner!

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

It’s Cake Week this week, and our star bakers – Claudia Kishi, Mary Anne Spier, and Shea Rodowsky – are getting ready to wow the judges with their rat poison and salt chocolate-cherry gateau.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

The Entity is back! And we wrote an incredible mystery book. We think we’ll really get a kick out of where our episode goes this week.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

It’s an Evil Episode this week, folks. Everything that should be right-side-up is upside down. Everything that should be clockwise is widdershins, and everything that should be “hoorah!” is just “Wa.” What does that mean for you? Well, for one thing the (Evil) boys talk about sports. A lot. And Bib Fortuna. And there’s an ancient evil lurking deep in Stoneybrook’s past that is reaching out its tendrils through the clocks to collapse time and space and swallow the BSC in the nameless void. So, not all that different from a non-evil episode, but please do be very careful with this one. Music credits: “Gothic Choir,” by Allen Grey “The Big Adventure,” by The Story Shop “Gothica,” by Allen Grey “You Gotta Have Theremin and Ukulele,” by Squidlord “Sports Drums,” by Stockwaves “Mystery in the Forest,” by Phil Larson “Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox “Creepy and Mysterious Night,” by Luca Francini Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, to Baby Bee Liz for the “Guessing the Mystery” theme, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

You’re gonna love this episode 😉 (👈 this is not a come-on. We just genuinely think you’ll like this episode a lot.)

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Welcome to the City Council meeting for Palo City! Quite a full agenda this week, as we’ll need to decide whether or not to cancel Halloween this year and declare martial law, or whether to just allow these vicious Supernatural Murder Clowns to run rampant through our beautiful town, leaving rivers of blood and carnage in their wake. We will also be standing in judgement of Dawn Schaefer, because we’re all getting pretty tired of her inability to pick a coast to live on. And if anyone knows what’s behind that small, creepy door that definitely wasn’t in this room before, now would be a great time to speak up ... Music credits: “Horror Creepy Haunted Dollhouse,” by Marco Belloni Music “Teenage Freakout,” by Mules “Epic Horror Trailer,” by Luca Francini “Requiem Dark Choir,” by Allen Grey “Beautiful Darkness,” by Allen Grey Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Have you ever looked at a photograph that really made you laugh? Like, why were your eyes so red and what the hell was on Joey’s head?

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Your two favorite disaffected but lovable Goths sink their Hot Topic fangs into more ‘90s horror this week, with a bone-chilling look at the famously “cursed” straight-to-TV vampire movie “Little Vampires.”

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Steve Matthews, born on January 9th, 1967, is an American singer-songwriter originally born in Johannesburg, South Africa. He is best known for performing as the lead vocalist, songwriter, and guitarist for the Steve Matthews Band.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

We got ‘em! These dangerous Private Investigators have made their last mistake, and as soon as we release this damning report to the world, Mary Anne, Kristy, Stacey, Claudia, and Jessi will have their detectives’ licenses permanently revoked.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Hang ten, Riptide Babies! Your favorite cheeba/Stoppard heads, Weed Lord and Half-Pipe are back all the way from sunny California!

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

There’s suddenly a massive, new, multi-story, premiere art gallery in Stoneybrook, which would be enough of a mystery by itself if it weren’t for the mystery of how many freaking crimes are getting committed in this darn thing!