The Baby-Sitters Club Club

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

The boys head back in time to get frisky with some whales and check up on what Logan Bruno’s up to, which, WOW!

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

The boys are both canceled this week, sadly, along with Pete Black, Logan, and everybody else on the SMS Gladiators track team except Austin Bentley.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Jack takes a seat on the bench so that Regular Tanner and Future Tanner can solve the maddening puzzle that Jeanne Betancourt has created this week in the form of “Abby’s Book.”

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

The war on Lerangismas is over! The era of Pete has begun!

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

With a little bit of help from their best friend Doctor Who, the boys take a magic phone box into past and hang out with some of history’s most excellent people as they attempt to decipher the sacred text known as Kristy’s Book.

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Our adorable Time Babies run into an impenetrable temporal anomaly inside a beautiful and possibly slightly magical Lake House as they navigate their way deep into Mary Anne’s past to find out what happened to Alma, why Kristy and Claudia have been acting so strange lately, and what it is exactly that farmers do when they’re standing out in their fields.

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The boys invent a nifty little machine in their garage that creates a time loop which will allow them to go all the way back to 1995 and attempt to foil a nefarious plot by Baby-Sitters Club ghostwriter Jeanne Betancourt to make it seem like she came up with all of the BSC lore before anyone else did.

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Our intrepid Time Babies take another trip back to save the future, this time into Claudia Kishi’s past, where the Great One (She Who Lurks in the Darkness and Devours the Innocent) lurks. It’s all pretty scary and this is a scare warning!

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Lobstrosities, Clone People, a malevolent Cloud AI ... and they’re all converging on the sweet, sweet feet of the sweetest Baby-Sitters Club Ghostwriter we know. But that’s not even the worst of it. The worst of it is that there’s only two guys who can stop it, and they’re Time Babies. This godforsaken mess (and more!) is what you get when the boys attempt to read about the ancient past of the BSC in the pages of the Portrait Collection. This week, “Stacey’s Book.” Strap in. Music notes: “Falling Skies,” by Allen Grey “Nicest Rockabye Baby Lullaby,” by Little People in Training “Hush Little Baby (Musical Box),” by Allen Grey “Showtime,” by Stockwaves “Sexy Hip Hop,” by Stereo Nuts “Scottish Bagpipe Rock Anthem,” by Allen Grey “Typewriter Blues,” by AllenGrey Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb (and actual Baby, Cyril) for the intro music, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music.

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Daddy and Tanner get some expert help as they navigate the sparse and unforgiving terrain they seem to have navigated themselves into after finishing the Baby-Sitters Club Mysteries.

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OK, so someone called “Elle Fanning” went back and changed a bunch of things in this one, but you know what she couldn’t hide? THE TRUTH.

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Well, it was always going to end in cat burglars, but if any of us had even begun to suspect who those cats and who those burglars were, we might never have embarked on this dangerous and mysterious quest in the first place.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Detective Tanner and Gumshoe Jack wade into a mystery that they are fundamentally ill equipped to solve.

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

An illuminating peek inside the writing process of the mysterious Vicki Berger Erwin, this scintillating episode takes you where no other Baby-Sitters Club criticism has ever dared...

The Baby-Sitters Club Club

Someone stole some Valentines from Stacey, but more importantly, someone stole Pete Black's heart, and we're not going to rest until they're behind bars where they belong.