Jwan Yosef & Alberta Ferretti

Nobody wants to be lonely, nobody wants to cry.

These Whos are longing to hold you, so bad it hurts inside.

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Because we don't feel like rewriting additional lyrics from "Nobody Wants to be Lonely," let's just quickly run down this week's topics: Ricky Martin's new husband, Katherine Heigl's blog, a turkey named Mena Suvari, and--drumroll please--Seal being disrespectful towards Rita.