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Billy and Adam find out how much their computers really know them. In this episode, they type the beginning of questions and phrases into Google to see what Google thinks they are going to write. Plus, Billy’s and Adam's net worth, a film about allergies and alternative lyrics to 311 songs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam go galactic. In this episode they attempt to see what they currently know about Star Wars but get seriously sidetracked. Topics include constipation, relocation, breakfast dates, late nights and the state of singing telegrams. Plus, an alternative phrase for British people! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam celebrate Earth Day the only way they know how... surrounded by leaf blowers. Topics include exploding lakes, rocks that run, houses on stilts and yoga ball moons. Plus, Mother Nature vs Mother Earth, cigar smoking babies and music from Harvard Sailing Team! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy is moving and Adam helps him get his groove back. In this episode, Adam offers tips to make Billy's new house feel like home. Toilets that blow through walls, tunnels that take you to his address and a bunch of surfboards. Plus, Billy’s upcoming One Man Show, MTV’s Remote Control and ideas to help you get sucked through a floor! Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy meets Hieronymus. Last episode, Billy revealed that Adam starred as a character named Hieronymus on NCIS: LA. Now, Billy gets to know him. Where does he live? And why is the answer, "The sewer." Plus, rat powered wind, recording in the janitor's closet, Billy's Sports Emmy news and two Snakes songs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's April Fools Day so you know Billy and Adam are pranking. In this episode, they offer up some killer tricks to play on your loved ones. Plus, Adam gets arrested on NCIS, Billy outsmarts a genie, they both receive clothing from catering co-workers and much more. Plus, music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Spring has sprung and so have Billy and Adam. In this episode they do their best to talk about things with springs. Pens. Mattresses. Pogo Sticks. And... Slinkies? Plus, wheels vs. doors, unpredictable spring rolls, a failed karaoke and more. With music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam take taxes into their own hands. For the government. In this episode they come up with new taxes for public irritants. Turned without using a turn signal? You're getting a tax. Are your Christmas lights still out in February? Sorry. That's a tax too. Plus, listener suggested CVS tracks, Adam the video guy and scenes from the upcoming film, My Father The Toddler! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam take a trip to the pharmacy... DJ booth. In this episode they discuss the songs they expect to hear when they step inside a CVS. Goo Goo Dolls, Natalie Merchant, Jewel and more. Then, they sing those songs. Now that's what I call CVS! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam play a guessing game to try and determine what is in Adam's hot little hand. In this game, Billy is sometimes Adam and Adam is sometimes… Seth. Plus, big scissors, tickle torture, names that end in “th,” a review of Jackass Forever and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam try to open a pickle jar and get defeated. Or do they? In this episode they discuss how losing and winning as a kid helped shape who they are today. Plus; bagel heads, sore hands, Breakfast at Tiffany's and the most important act break in the history of the podcast! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam celebrate their 300th episode of No Joke. In this episode they finally throw the melon, they finally sing some karaoke and they finally get back in the studio. Plus, Billy gets retweeted by the Quaker, Adam intentionally disrupts Marty, Amir and the Wallflowers, Bawitdaba and so much more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam discuss words that rhyme with boat. Float. Quote. Throat. You get it. Plus, Scafuri Out of 10, first tweets, hidden jellyfish and the sounds of Adam reading! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam return to the bracket to determine the best bagel. Are seeds good? Is plain the move? And what exactly is an egg bagel? Plus, Adam goes to the hospital, Billy becomes besties with Tom Cruise and a lesson in what pumpernickel is! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam get better. In this episode, Adam talks about his recent fever and then they explore ten various ways for him to feel better. Go outside, eat well and clean your neighbor’s den. Plus, naps, coffee and a lesson on hydration! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No Joke
with Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick
The least topical podcast on the internet. Hosted by comedians, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick.