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Billy and Adam visit the list. In this episode they randomly select nine listener suggested topics from NoJokePublicList.com. They sing, they answer a Dear Abby, they talk Messi vs. Ronaldo, Weird Al, Dungeons and Dragons and so much more. Plus, Adam addresses his penny junking scandal, Billy apologizes for a blooper and the sounds of a monster! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam take center court. In this episode they reflect on Serena Williams and Roger Federer’s retirements. They also take a look back on the Queen’s retirement. Plus, a discussion on the burger in the basketball game drama, the Queens Bracket that never was, their new True Crime podcast and grunting! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam secure the bag. In this episode they discuss their favorite types of bags and then invent their own. Backpacks, punching, fanny packs… if it’s a bag, it’s in the episode. Plus, a discussion on the Harry Styles drama, click cultures, bag inspired songs and much more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam travel back to 1997. The Fugees had just hit the scene. Home Improvement was the biggest show on TV. And Coolio was everywhere. In this episode, Billy and Adam revisit the nominees and winners of the 1997 Kids Choice Awards to be reminded of what pop culture looked like 25 years ago. With movie quotes from Rosie O’Donnell and Helen Hunt! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam crown a bracket champion. In this episode they take the eight previous bracket episode winners and put them in a final bracket to see which of them… is best. Will it be a food? A friend? A hat? Listen up and find out! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam create their ideal Summer Camp. In this episode they try their hardest to create a cozy summer camp for kids but ultimately create a death trap for senior citizens. Jet skis, bologna, pills and shots. All summer long. Oh… and the camp is haunted. Plus, four thirsty, the sentimental sisters and a word from your counselors! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam enter the MCU. In this episode they try to identify the superheroes they know in Marvel movies. Iron Man. Thor. That's almost all of them. Which ones are Avengers? Which are DC? And which… are Wandavision? Plus, Billy and Adam create their own Marvel characters, get confused about who Michael Chiklis is and identify the difference between Captain America and Captain Planet! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam party hard. To celebrate their friend Jon Gabrus’ new show, “101 Places to Party Before You Die,” Billy and Adam try to reflect on their partying past. Unfortunately, they mostly get sidetracked talking about angels in pop culture, good places to cry, vodka with Corvetti and how to pronounce the word “Schnapps.” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam cover a topic of timely national importance, 20 Christmas Gifts Every Millennial Woman Wanted in 2006. Referencing an article they found from 2017, Billy and Adam discuss iPods, Aeropostale, American Girl Dolls, Zac Efron and more. Plus, new hype, old hemp and a mispronunciation of Abercrombie! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam get patriotic. In this episode they start off on a serious note and briefly discuss the recent Supreme Court headlines. From there, they come up with fun and wacky ways to enjoy this 4th of July. Freeze giant spheres of ice, listen to Forrest Gump, attend a parade and hang flags with the whole family. Plus, Billy and Adam sing their favorite American tunes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam envision their future. In this episode they use a series of online tips to help map out common goals for the future of No Joke. Namely… getting The Jeps on the Pod and / or earning 10 dollars. Plus, dates to Gladiator, trips to The View, bible passages and a song from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam show off their pearly whites. In this episode they try to guess how many teeth humans have in their mouth and what those teeth are called. Then, they explain why Adam’s teeth are sunbathing on a yacht and Billy’s just got back from Vietnam. Finally, they design their ideal dentist office experience; bagels, hand-holding, live animals - the obvious stuff. Plus, a song from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam spend a day with the cast of Friends. In this episode they go back to the bracket format to determine which Friend is best. Rachel? Chandler? Phoebe? The Coffee Shop? Plus, a look back at previous bracket winners, trying to understand pi and a few sounds from the Friends theme song! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam get behind the deli counter for the official Sandwich Bracket. 8 sandwiches go head to head - one wins. Which sandwich would you never make at home? Which sandwich takes you to the lake? And which sandwich bangs against a building the best? Plus, deadly toothpicks, cheese ratios, how to eat leftovers and more. Plus, Billy and Adam do “a Buffer!” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Billy and Adam focus on The Fab Four. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s recent trip to a Paul McCartney concert. Did he play for a long time? Did he play the hits? And was there a party bus? Plus, hikes gone wrong, trips to Mecca, an update on Giamatti google searches and fake Beatles lyrics! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri:Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick:Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustickSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
No Joke
with Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick
The least topical podcast on the internet. Hosted by comedians, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick.