No Joke

with Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick

Each episode, comedians Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick explore a single topic and discuss their past, current and future relationships with it.

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    Billy and Adam try to figure out if college athletes should be paid for their work. In this episode, they study star basketball player, Zion Williamson, and try to decipher his overall value to Duke. Should he be getting more than an education from his school? Should he be getting 100 million dollars from Nike? What about about the athletes on smaller collegiate sports teams - should they get paid as well? Plus, John Forte & Carly Simon's unlikely friendship, a review of the movie Free Solo, the end of Q&A with B&A and music by En Vogue!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    The Razzies are an award show that celebrates the worst films of the year. In this episode, Billy and Adam look back on 2018's "winners.” Plus, remembering Steven Brody Stevens, Nelly Furtado vs Natalie Imbruglia and music by Matty B Raps!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam dial up the testosterone to discuss the world of bachelor parties. What makes a good one? What makes a bad one? And is stripping... necessary? Plus, one way nudity, comedy on airplanes, the Academy Awards and music by Def Leppard!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam research fast food chains to find out what is on their secret menus. Places like In-N-Out, McDonalds, KFC, Starbucks and Burger King all have mysterious meals that people can order. Most of those meals... are disgusting. Plus, mole complaints, Madonna appreciation and music by Childish Gambino and Billy!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam celebrate Valentine's Day by learning what their love languages are. Love Languages, as defined by author Gary Chapman, help define an individual's preferred way to give and receive love. Some prefer the physical touch, while others prefer acts of service. Find out if Billy and Adam are similar, different or completely incapable of loving. Plus... kisses, quizzes and music from Led Zeppelin!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam welcome Headgum founder and friend, Amir Blumenfeld, on the show. In previous episodes, Amir has been teased for keeping his wallet in his front pocket. Finally, he gets his chance to defend the decision. What does a front pocket wallet say about you? Is it actually more comfortable? And what, if anything, can Billy and Adam learn from it? Plus, Amir's basketball podcast, an appreciation for two dollar bills and music by Rancid!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam talk about feet... "the hands of the legs." Adam's got a broken foot... and Billy has questions. How has it inconvenienced him? What is worse - a cast or a boot? And is Adam now... a scooter guy? Plus, Billy and Adam receive gifts, Billy shares a humiliating soccer story and music by Christina Aguilera!Sponosor: QuipTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam walk down a 15 year old red carpet and visit the 2004 Teen Choice Awards. Who were the winners, the losers, the villains and the hotties? Grab your trophy surfboards, we're going back in time, teens! Plus, music by Frank Ocean and Lindsay Lohan!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod

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    Billy and Adam are joined by wizard-in-training, Maggie Marion, to discuss the world of Harry Potter. In this episode, they learn about Harry, Hats, Muggles and more. Also, Maggie explains which Hogwarts house Billy and Adam belong in, how the story parallels today's political problems and shares her love for reading out loud. Plus, Adam's broken foot, Billy's dumb presumptions and music by Bette Midler!Sponsor: BombfellTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod

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    Billy and Adam want to share a little good news. In this episode, they take a look back at some of the positive global headlines that didn't make national news last year. Adidas created recycled shoes, turtle safety improved by a lot, free socks were given to 8 million people, border walls came down and environmental protections went up. Plus, a debate on debates, mailing body parts to enemies and music by Keynes and Hayek!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod

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    In this year-end episode, Billy and Adam take a look back at the No Joke podcasts they made in 2018. What were their favorite episodes? Who were their favorite guests? And what was their most inane topic? (It was Mocktails.) Celebrate another year of Billy and Adam's banter by listening to them banter about another year. With music by Green Day!Sponsored by: JordTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod

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    Billy and Adam take a look at some of the popular, and lesser known, movies that star Santa Claus. What makes a good Santa story? And why does it always require someone getting magically transported? Relive movies like Elf, Bad Santa and Ernest Saves Christmas and then learn about movies like Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Krampus and something called Prancer. Plus, Billy almost ruins a Dickens classic and music by Frank Scafuri!Sponsored by: JordTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod

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    Billy and Adam explore popular American idioms to determine what they mean. Why do people say, "Hit the hay" instead of "going to bed?" What does, "Make hay while the sun shines," mean? And why are there so many idioms about hay? Plus, music by Phish, Crucial Conflict and a trip back to the drawing board.Sponsored by: JordTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod

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    Billy and Adam are joined by executive chef, partner and friend, Nick Korbee. In this episode, they learn about his NYC establishment, Egg Shop, and what it takes to run a restaurant. Is it better to master one dish or cater to a wide audience? Is it daunting to try and improve the bacon, egg and cheese? And are allergy driven meals here to stay? Plus, International Deathburgers, Vietnam War themed restaurants and our new ad bell! Sponsored by: Butcher Box & BombfellTheme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod

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    Billy and Adam are joined by actress, writer and wallet owner, Reilly Anspaugh. In this episode, they learn a little more about the female wallet. How is a wallet different than a bag? How is a bag different than a purse? And what would compel someone to store a pill and a sheet of paper in their pocket? These questions get answered, plus music from DMX and Hillary Duff!Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the SeaQ&A with B&A: http://Patreon.com/NoJokePod