No Joke

with Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick

Each episode, comedians Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick explore a single topic and discuss their past, current and future relationships with it.

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    The 200th episode of the No Joke Podcast is upon us. And so is... The Beg-A-Thon. In this episode, Billy and Adam host a telethon where they beg for attention. Listen to them reflect on the first 199 episodes while being treated to voice messages from friends, fans and family. Stick around for random bursts of karaoke and play along with games that look back on their ridiculous catalogue of podcasts. Clocking in at just under 4 hours, this isn't only the longest episode of No Joke... it's also the most absurd. With music from Carrie Underwood, Superman, Lou Monte and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam are once again joined by Adam's parents, Susan and Jeff, to discuss their free time. Naturally, they get sidetracked into conversations about subscribing to things, raising Adam and their love of the podcast. Plus, an original song by Susan, the invention of Duraflame logs and music from Bye Bye Birdie! Sponsor: Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea

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    In the final episode of 2019, Billy and Adam are joined by HeadGum founder, Marty Michael, to discuss his role as snack selector for the HeadGum offices. How has he improved his company's snacks over the years? When have his decisions come up short? And what exactly is a Snack Nation? All of these hard hitting questions plus National Anthems, loyalty reward points and music by Bing Crosby! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea

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    Billy and Adam grab a legal pad and talk about pens and pencils. In this episode they discuss their love of Dixon Ticonderoga, their respect for the Number 2 pencil, their disrespect for the mechanical pencil, their fear of wet pens and their love of nude pens. Plus, The Doobie Brothers, The Doobie Others and music by Pennywise! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea

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    Billy and Adam are joined by writer, comedian and friend, Dave Ross, to discuss the world of Pixar movies. Which are their favorite? What makes them different? And is Disney+ worth the purchase? Plus, a major Beg-A-Thon update, the Happy Birthday song and music by Wale! Sponsor: Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea

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    Billy and Adam grab their shopping bags and head to the mall. In this episode, they discuss the indoor malls they grew up in and the outdoor malls they go to now. Why are the food courts so fun? Why is the music so loud? And why are malls becoming bowling alleys and escape rooms? Plus, more Beg-A-Thon, Adam's December deal making and music by Wheatus! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea

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    Billy and Adam discuss one of America's greatest living actors, Tom Hanks. In this episode, they look back at his iconic films and sparkling reputation. What makes him so lovable? What makes him so relatable? And did you know that his son is a rapper? Plus, "Plot or Not Plot," more Beg-A-Thon details and music by the Wonders! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to The Sea

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    Billy and Adam make a grocery list and head to the supermarket. In this episode, they discuss the different types of markets, the different types of shopping experiences, the staples they always buy and the treats they like to gift themselves. Plus, the beginning stages of Beg-A-Thon, the allure of all you can eat buffets and music by SWV! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea

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    In this late night episode, Billy and Adam get comfy and put on their pajamas. What is the ideal sleep outfit? Do they run hot or cold? And a brief introduction to feather technology. Plus, more begging, bugs in the butt and music by Fat Joe! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Sponsor: Quip

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    Billy and Adam get spooky and discuss Halloween. Are they "costume guys?" When is it appropriate to eat your baby's candy? And what it is the best way to throw toilet paper in your neighbor's tree? Plus, Padma Lakshmi RTs Adam, their upcoming telethon, "Begging For Attention" and music by Kool & The Gang!

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    BIlly and Adam hit the court to preview the upcoming NBA Season. In this episode they examine decades of Knicks failures, identify the new favorites to win the NBA title and try to find a new franchise to root for. Plus they beg for press, invite emails from their listeners and feature music by Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam get some sleep and talk about naps. Are they worth it? Should you take them? Can they be taught? Plus, Adam begs for listens, Billy insults a lullaby and music by Ghostface Killah!

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    It's the 16th anniversary of 2003, so Billy and Adam look back at the songs that defined it. Weird idea? Yes! Listen to them fondly remember Nelly, 50 Cent, Ashanti, Justin Timberlake and other less famous pop stars. Plus, an examination of the notes app apology phenomenon, the rise of St. Louis slang and music by Tom Jones! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam get cleaned up and discuss the world of haircuts. What makes a good one? What makes a bad one? And what is the difference between a barbershop and a salon? Plus, Billy talks about his childhood barber crush, Adam explains how he plays the field with hair cutters and music by Seth Rogen and Billy Eichner! Sponsored by Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea

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    Billy and Adam try to figure out what makes a fad. Why do things spring into popularity one moment and disappear the next? And what kind of impact do they have long term? In this episode, Billy and Adam take a look back at Tamagochi, Pogs, Gangnam Style, Egg Salad and more to try and identify the reasons for their success. Plus, Billy's trip to Greece, public flubs and music by Leonard Cohen! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea