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Billy and Adam take a look back at the history of getting the word out. From the ancient Greeks, to Paul Revere, to canvassing for local elections - humans have always worked to share information efficiently. In this episode, they discuss how they are getting the word out about candidates and issues they support. Then, they play a few voice mails from listeners explaining why they are voting too. Plus, Billy gets stuck in a muffler, Adam uses a blue pen and music from the Beastie Boys! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam reminisce on the snack bars that raised them. Whether it was an ice skating rink, bowling alley, YMCA or other - the building, and the experience, was always defined by the snack bar. In this episode, they discuss how they would spend six dollars, hot dogs vs. pizza, the appropriate price of a soda, where to put jalapenos and much more. With music from Arrow! Sponsor: Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam discuss their reactions to Donald Trump getting the Coronavirus. In this episode, they relive when they found out, how they found out, what they were skeptical of and how they felt about his joy ride around Walter Reed hospital. Plus, other infected staff members, steroids, Vice President Kanye, a reminder to vote and a freestyle from Lil Wayne! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam compare two stores they have never been to. In this episode, they open up their phones and try to navigate the wholesale giants' websites to see how much things cost. And... they get overwhelmed. Plus, Adam is on the east coast, Billy is sleepy, ring lights, Volvos, Hankooks and more. With music from Adele! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Adam packs his bags for a month in upstate New York. In this episode, Billy and Adam discuss what it takes to prepare for a cross country flight in a pandemic with a family. Hear about the work it takes, masks it requires and first class tickets purchased. Plus, pats on the backs, garbage bag luggage, Krackel care packages, cookies in your ass and music from Young Thug! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy spent the past few days camping in Oregon and escaping the wildfires. What was the trip like? Were there any peaceful moments? Were there any dungeons? And how dangerous did the area get? Plus, smoky single-lane highways, gut wrenching decisions under the Redwoods, raspberry skies in Eureka and music by The Real McCoy! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam travel back 17 years to the 2003 Teen Choice Awards. In this episode, they celebrate Eminem, Kelly Clarkson, Beyonce, Paul Walker and other less famous pop stars. Plus, Billy stops going viral, celebrity marriages gone wrong and music from Norah Jones! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy goes viral and Adam has questions. In this episode, Billy breaks down a tweet that earned him 40 thousand likes in 24 hours. Hear about his process, his plan and his newfound kinship with John Cusack. Plus, ethernet cables, Jonas Brothers, thank you cards for Padma and more. With music from Black Thought! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam go shopping in the year 2019. In this episode they try to guess what last year's top selling items were according to USA Today. Air Pods? Nintendo Switches? Pokemon thermoses? A sturdy Coleman cooler? It's truly anyone's guess. Plus, Adam almost buys Beats By Dre, Billy shares his little ponies and music from Dreamville! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam are just kidding. In this episode, they reference Red Tricycle's, "Top 249 Jokes for Kids" to see if they can guess the punchlines to the setups. It's harder than it sounds. Plus, the physical toll of when it rains men, a Billy and Adam switch-a-roo, gritty voice memos, a Disney crow retraction and music from Marcia Griffiths! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam get gritty. In this episode, they discuss the upcoming (and real) gritty reboot to Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Then, they come up with a few gritty reboots of their own. Listen as they pitch updated, darker versions of shows like Seinfeld, Alf, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and more. Plus, Adam gets a scorpion in his pants, Billy has too many microphones and music from The Animaniacs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam head to the movie... quotes. In this episode, they reference, "AFI's Most Iconic Movie Quotes from the Past 100 Years," to quiz one another on how many they actually know. Plus, Jon Lovitz love, bears on trampolines, hitting Frodo with a shopping cart, Billy's blink count and music from Dumbo! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam play a word association game while discussing the alphabet. Will they have a lot of the same words? Or surprisingly few? The answer may surprise you. Plus, Adam's plush lifestyle, Billy's near miss with a manatee and music by Queen! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam discuss the changing societal norms due to Covid-19. Will water parks still be a thing? Is eating family style at restaurants over? How will Ben and Jerry's "Ver-Monster" survive? What about handshakes? Plus, the Washington Football Team, cardboard baseball fans, spilling soap, zoom usage, hologram concerts, a Ruff Ryders quiz and more. With music from DMX! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea
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Billy and Adam clean up and talk about hygiene. In this episode, Billy breaks down his beautiful new toes, Adam explains why his hands almost fell off from over washing and they briefly discuss a mask for bald people. Plus, a pill that sanitizes you for 12 hours, human bug zappers, moving truck seat preferences, condiment explanations and a voice mail from Billy's sister Kristin! With music from The Andrews Sisters! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Sponsor: Quip
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with Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick
The least topical podcast on the internet. Hosted by comedians, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick.