Headgum // Perfect Person

Josh Scherer (Mythical Kitchen) joins the show to take stunning calls about being framed for kinkshaming new friends, leaving your underwear in your boyfriends bosses bathroom, and doing a play with your gynecologist. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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226: my commune was destroyed by an affair (w/ Shayne Topp)

11/4/2026

Shayne Topp joins the show to take stunning calls about your commune getting rocked by a nefarious love affair, and what happens when you have feelings for your fraudulent husband. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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225: my f*ck buddy defrauded millions of dollars (w/ Gabby Bryan)

10/28/2026

Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls about your hookup committing grand financial fraud, and being left out of a group photo. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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224: attempted murder at my local craft night (w/ Business Casual)

10/21/2026

Business Casual (Jeremy Elder, Cory Peter Lane, & Hunter Saling) join the show to take stunning calls about a cleaner that chats with you on the toilet, a friend with an iconic wiener, and an attempted murder at your local craft night.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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223: my boss is sabotaging our birthday parties (w/ Stef Dag)

10/14/2026

Stef Dagz joins the show to take stunning calls about defeating your cool cousin who is besties with Bella Hadid, telling your boss about an insane photo they recieved, and a boss ruining company birthdays.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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222: my sister's being haunted by a demon (w/ Eric Striffler & Ashleigh Lawless)

10/7/2026

Eric Striffler and Ashleigh Lawless join the show once again to take haunted calls. We talk to callers about a voice in your room at 1AM, a sister with supernatural powers, and an old lady in a haunted funeral home.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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221: accidentally dating my ex's brother (w/ Will Witwer)

9/30/2026

It is the annual st*ned episode of the show, and Will Witwer joins us in the studio to talk to callers about using your boyfriends razor for your pubes, dating your ex boyfriends older brother, and confronting your flame about a wild lie.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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220: devastatingly sent my whole ass to my boss (w/ Anna Garcia)

9/23/2026

Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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219: noise complaint for being awesome at sex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

9/16/2026

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)

9/9/2026

Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti)

9/2/2026

Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald)

8/26/2026

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe)

8/19/2026

Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)

8/12/2026

Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)

8/5/2026

Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\LIVE SHOW TICKETS:https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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