Headgum // Perfect Person

It is the annual st*ned episode of the show, and Will Witwer joins us in the studio to talk to callers about using your boyfriends razor for your pubes, dating your ex boyfriends older brother, and confronting your flame about a wild lie.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

220: devastatingly sent my whole ass to my boss (w/ Anna Garcia)

9/23/2026

Anna Garcia joins the show to take stunning calls about getting your deserved tortellini pasta salad, getting caught doing weird stuff at the racquetball court, and texting a video of your whole ass to your boss. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

219: noise complaint for being awesome at sex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

9/16/2026

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from a confused unicycler, someone who fell down the stairs and wants the security tapes, and someone who's neighbors are eavesdropping on their wild sex life. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

218: disastrously sh*t in my crush's yard (w/ Kel Cripe)

9/9/2026

Kel Cripe joins the show to take stunning calls about sh*tting in your lover's parents yard, matching with your cousin on grindr, and having your ex stay in your house. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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217: my dad abandoned our family to be a rapper (w/ Sammie Mayti)

9/2/2026

Sammie Mayti joins the show to take stunning calls about your dad leaving the family for the rap game, making a fart sound in your cubicle, and dressing like a minion to confess your love. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

216: the rival science teacher robbed me (w/ Patrick McDonald)

8/26/2026

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls about learning your 8 roommates names, becoming a sudden janitor at a vet office, and getting revenge on the rival science teacher at work.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

215: everyone thinks I banged my boss (w/ Tommy Bowe)

8/19/2026

Tommy Bowe joins the show to take take stunning calls about sh*t talking a classmate in front of the whole class, and a receptionist hellbent on creating false rumors about you at work. SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

214: my boyfriend won't use our couple's toilet (w/ Will Witwer)

8/12/2026

Will Witwer joins the show to take stunning calls about a couple's toilet, an expensive watermelon, and a statistically low jumper.SEE THE SHOW LIVE!!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

213: caught my best friend buck naked on my moms couch (w/ Rainie Toll)

8/5/2026

Rainie Toll joins the show to take stunning calls about revealing your itchy crotch to your whole company, finding your friend buck naked drunk on your mom's couch, and burning bridges for your dream job.\LIVE SHOW TICKETS:https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

212: sleepwalking roommate spoils my milk (w/ Jay Putnam & Jon Hebert)

7/29/2026

Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert, of The Couch Boyz, join the show to take stunning calls about a sleepwalking roommate spoiling milk, and getting a nightmare coworker fired.LIVE SHOW TICKETS:https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

211: my neighbor terrorizes me over bluetooth (w/ Adam Conover)

7/22/2026

Adam Conover joins the show to take stunning calls about a neighbor constantly connecting to your bluetooth devices, a boss who stole your baby name, and an accidental engagement to a friend.LIVE SHOW TICKETS:https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

210: Sexy Bachelors Try To Find Love In Vegas (w/ Eric, Jay, & Will)

7/15/2026

The Bachelor Boyz (Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam, & Will Witwer) take on Vegas. They gear up for their big night at the Perfect Person Live Show, and try to date single audience members in front of a live crowd in this special event mockumentary.*For the full cinematic Bachelor Special experience, watch on youtube**OUTTAKES AT 1:27:08TIX TO LIVE SHOWShttps://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

209: my mom is a toxic Disney influencer (w/ Isa Briones)

7/8/2026

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveTHE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!Isa Briones (The Pitt, Just In Time, Hadestown) joins the show to take stunning calls about getting out of the swimming pool, having an disney influencer as a mom, and your dad telling you he is joining a nudist colony. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

208: corrupt employee of the month race (w/ Jonny Cakes)

7/1/2026

Jonny Cakes joins the show to take stunning calls about being pranked by your husband, a corrupt hospital employee of the month race, and a coworker seeing your boob.https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveTHE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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207: giving my carjacker the ick (w/ Erin Dougal)

6/24/2026

https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveTHE GREY AREA TOUR TICKETS ARE LIVE - come see the show!Erin Dougal joins the show to take stunning calls about using human remains at work, giving a carjacker the ick, and buying vintage naughty magazines from a stranger.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

with Miles Bonsignore