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Jonny joins the show to take calls about hooking up with your crush from 10 years ago, and accidentally sabotaging a relationship with a viral video. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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56: catastrophic sexy text (w/ Kwesi James)

8/2/2023

Kwesi James joins the show to take calls about big lies at work, a fumbled text with a celebrity crush, and telling a speech at your estranged sisters wedding. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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55: booty call panic attack (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

7/26/2023

Kelsey joins the show once again to cause chaos, and take calls from a booty call gone wrong, a rumor that lost a job, and some girls in Miami who are being haunted. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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54: my roommate sh*t on the floor (w/ Geoffrey James)

7/19/2023

Geoffrey James joins the show to cause trouble, and discuss several calls about problematic roommates. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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53: Hot Girl Summer Goes Too Far... (w/ Jay Putnam)

7/12/2023

This one was a doozy. We take calls about big lies to family members, a house call in which we administer expert negotiation with a burping husband, and discuss how to hot girl summer like a girlboss. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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52: Masterminding My Bestie's Breakup (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

7/5/2023

Sarah joins the show to discuss meddling in your friends relationships, a disagreement about a bonnet, and whether or not it is ethical to steal your ex's hulu password. Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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51: Secret Sex Dungeon At Grandma’s House (w/ HBO LAX)

6/28/2023

Katherine Dudas and Lizzy Pace (HBO LAX, Juniper, Game of Roses) join the show to discuss a friendship faux pas, finding your boyfriends loveletter to someone else, and how to escape from grandmas house with a box full of sex toys without her knowing. CHECK OUT HBO LAX Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Exclusive weekly episodes & ad free extended version of THIS ep) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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50: How To Bang The Plant Store Guy (w/ Kittens)

6/21/2023

Lauren Abedini (SHE/HER/THEY Podcast) joins the show to take callers who are at a company currently imploding, trying to hook up their friends on their wedding day, and one caller trying to, you guessed it, bang the guy who owns the plant store. Highlight Channel: https://youtube.com/@PerfectPersonPLUS -- Subscribe To The Patreon : https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Ad Free extended version, Exclusive episodes, Flawlessness) Wear The PP Merch: https://bit.ly/PerfectMerch Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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49: Decoding Drunk Texts From My One Night Stand (w/ Rainie & Will)

6/14/2023

Buy the Perfect Person Uniform! Ascend To Perfection! The wrecking ball crew is here to answer calls about whether or not your one night stand likes you, and how exactly to win over your elderly neighbor who hates you. FOLLOW RAINIE & WILL Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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48: Accidentally Frenching My Best Friends Crush (w/ Eric Striffler)

6/7/2023

Eric joins the show to discuss our hangovers, my oily seltzer, a very public kiss in front of a disgraced bartender, and a roommate who sucks. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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47: LARPing In The Bedroom (w/ Very Gay Paint)

5/31/2023

Jenson Titus & Nic Sheppard (Very Gay Paint) join me to discuss being trashy at a wedding, looking gay at the plasma donation center, moving in with a boyfriend, and spicing things up without lingerie. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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46: Sociopathic Surprise Party (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

5/24/2023

Reilly joins the show to increase the giggles per minute, and take calls about uninviting wedding guests, an evil surprise, and a villain with bronchitis. FOLLOW REILLY Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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45: Arrested By The Booty Patrol (w/ Hassan Khadair)

5/17/2023

Hassan Khadair joins the show to discuss a caller's classmate crush that she hugs daily, a booty patrol car that is WORKING, and a relationship anniversary conundrum. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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44: Locked Out Of My Dorm Naked (w/ Rainie & Will)

5/10/2023

Ciao! It's the Wrecking Ball Crew back in the studio to discuss Will's pitches for the soundboard, losing keys to your college dorm, a drug dealing boyfriend conundrum, and a mother in law who cannot stay away from the zoo. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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43: Nanny Cam Caught My Boss Cheating (w/ Ben Cahn & Emil DeRosa)

5/3/2023

Ben & Emil from Trillionaire Mindset join the show to discuss how ipad synching is bad for cheaters, funeral roasting your grampa, and accidentally leaking your husbands kink. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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