Headgum // Perfect Person

Sequoia Holmes joins the show to take calls from people with stolen toilet paper, boyfriends who are late as hell, and musicians dealing with annoying suits. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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26: Ass Eating Disaster (w/ Zach Kornfeld)

1/4/2023

Zach stops by to discuss a prevalent conundrum. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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25: Revenge Banging My Crush's Dad (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

12/28/2022

This episode contains by far the most unhinged call on the show thus far, as well as a case study in being awkward at a party from freelance sidekicks, Rainie and Will. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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24: I Sabotaged Family Christmas At 3am

12/21/2022

Santa doesn't even have time to come down the chimney, because a caller cancelled the event before it started. Miles is alone in the studio, taking phone calls by himself and giving one-on-one coaching. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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23: Being Horny Is Not A Crime (w/ Keith Habersberger)

12/14/2022

Keith joins the show to demonstrate prowess in dating a horny boy, being addicted to Bad Boys and what to get a dad for christmas. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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22: Hot Girl Tummy Issues (w/ Geoffrey James)

12/7/2022

Geoffrey James (The Headgum Podcast) joins the call center to field problems about hot girl tummy issues, crossing party lines in a friend group, and bullying coworkers. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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21: Is It Bad To Bang My Ex-Boyfriend (w/ Becky Habersberger)

11/30/2022

Becky joins the show to discuss doing zero work on a group project and making amends, goth brother christmas gifts, and how to determine if YOU'RE the toxic one. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Ad-Free Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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20: Gaslighting My Toxic Roommates (w/ Will Witwer)

11/23/2022

Will is back to discuss the viability of an Australian Throuple, and whether or not to confront your roommates about their DRAMA. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive Show, Premium Version, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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19: Strategically Spicing Up Your Sex Life (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

11/16/2022

My lovely wife Sarah joins me once again in the studio to answer calls about bad texters, and coworkers who cannot for the life of them stop talking like a baby. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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18: Conspiring Against My Baby Niece (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)

11/9/2022

Reilly joins me for a truly joyous episode about friends brothers, projectile vomiting on a date, fixing a hole in the ceiling, and hating your baby niece. Check out Review Revue! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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17: Catfishing My Wife (w/ Eric Striffler)

11/2/2022

Eric Striffler enters the studio to create perfection about Gary Vaynerchucks motivational insanity, catfishing your wife for her birthday, and weird service job encounters. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - (Exclusive episodes, Premium Versions, Flawlessness) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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16: Ghosted By My Dream Girl (w/ Garrick Bernard)

10/26/2022

Garrick Bernard joins the show to discuss being a big ol star, how to find your passion for life, how to DOMINATE your classroom crush, and stay happy in success. Follow Garrick! Subscribe To The Patreon for Premium versions of the episodes & a wilder, weirder, weekly Patreon-Exclusive show: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Rate Perfect Person on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review. Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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15: She’s Just Jealous Of My Girlboss Grindset

10/19/2022

Callers are solving their lives by calling in this week, from nosy godmoms to girlbosses with jealousy, it's another flawless episode of PP. This show is a Headgum podcast, and it has a Patreon for exclusive Perfect Content! Peep the link below to get Perfect Person Premium, or the even wilder Perfect Person Platinum. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! Rate Perfect Person on Spotify and Apple Podcasts and leave a review. Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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14: My Toxic Boss's Baby Shower (w/ Kelsey Darragh)

10/12/2022

Kelsey Darragh joins the show to take calls about toxic ex-bosses, polyamory, roommate breakups, and more! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it! @milesbon@kelseydarraghSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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13: Citizens Arresting My Moaning Neighbor (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

10/5/2022

My lovely wife Sarah joins the show to answer calls about seeing your friends boning, getting through grief, and inviting the cool kids to your wedding. It's perfection, baby! • Listen Everywhere: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson • Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT • Follow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGram• Tell a friend about the show! Send them this link: https://linktr.ee/perfectperson@milesbon@petesybonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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