Headgum // Perfect Person

Miles talks about tragedy, and then takes calls from extraordinary people. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

122: my ex-best friend killed my fish in cold blood (w/ JonnyCakes)

11/6/2024

Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls about a husbands secret butt stash, a star crossed romance, and a whodunnit with a fish.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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121: we got too stoned on the podcast: The Squeakquel (w/ Will Witwer)

10/30/2024

Will and Miles embark on the annual stoned advice episode of the show, and they dive right in. They give advice through a fat cloud about if your crush is interested, a lover turned roommate situation, and a mystery about candy.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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120: my scientologist boss sabotaged my wedding (w/ Kendahl Landreth & Jordan Myrick)

10/23/2024

Jordan Myrick and Kendahl Landreth join the show to discuss breaking up your friends, finding your missing jacket, being waxed by a scientologist, and a teacher email server diss.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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119: humiliated by botched bedroom roleplay [LIVE!] (w/ Will Witwer & Sarah Bonsignore)

10/16/2024

LIVE FROM BOSTON, its Perfect Person!! Will and Sarah guest on the live show, and we give live advice to a woman who is uncontrollably hot/cool, a wife with a disastrous roleplay history, and a peeping tom in the name of friendship.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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118: I'm being haunted by a horny ghost (w/ Eric Striffler)

10/9/2024

Eric joins the show to take calls about paranormal, ghosty, goblin experiences. We take calls about a family curse, a goblin fight, a witch in the woods, and the ghost who shoved me.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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117: defeating my strip club work nemesis (w/ Courtney Miller)

10/2/2024

Courtney Miller (Smosh) joins the show to dole out perfection, and take calls about a strip club work nemesis, a DJ situationship, fake dating your crush, and an office fartsuation.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!! (PHILLY HAS 32 TICKETS LEFT AS OF WRITING THIS)https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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116: Cancelled by rival kickball team (w/ Vic Michaelis)

9/25/2024

Vic Michaelis joins the show to dole out perfection to callers about a breakup over a hot dog, text flirting with an A list celebrity, and being cancelled by a rival kickball team. BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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115: job interview for local orgy (w/ Jay Putnam)

9/18/2024

Jay joins the show to dispense perfect wisdom to callers about nailing a unique job interview, reviewing an acapella diss track, and getting a late dinner.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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114: citizens arresting a problematic caller (w/ Rainie Toll)

9/11/2024

Rainie Toll joins the show for her first solo episode, fielding calls from a problematic queen, an arch nemesis, and a competitively horny receptionist at a dance studio.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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113: accidentally ruined my barista's life (w/ Geoffrey James & Reilly Anspaugh)

9/4/2024

Geoff and Reilly join the show to ascend to perfection, & take calls about roommate hair in your bed, a flippant BCC to the whole company, and a nightmare misunderstanding with a local barista.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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112: catfishing my landlord's widow (w/ Shayne Topp & Amanda Lehan-Canto)

8/28/2024

Shayne & Amanda (Smosh Mouth) join the show to take calls about a fake baby for free rent, and a public spotify sex playlist.BUY TICKETS TO THE TOUR!!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveSubscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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111: Hunky Bachelors Compete For Love (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, & Jay Putnam)

8/21/2024

The Bachelor Boyz (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, Jay Putnam) join the show in their third attempt at finding love with random single callers. The boyz go on dates hosted by Miles, and test their wits in confounding disaster situations.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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110: my hookup killed songbirds for breakfast (w/ Chanse McCrary)

8/14/2024

Chanse McCrary (Smosh) joins the show to take stunning calls about an insane hookup, a new vegetable, a decades old lie, and reading your boyfriends diary.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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109: husband came home smelling like my ex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

8/7/2024

Sarah joins the show to take calls about a sexy cologne on a woman's husband, a money mystery in an apartment complex, and a subletting roommates conundrum.Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollow On Insta To Call-In!: https://bit.ly/PPPodGramTell a friend about the show! Tweet it! Story it! Scream it!Advertise on Perfect Person via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Perfect Person

with Miles Bonsignore