This episode features the brand new original song "Ding Dong" by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Huge today did the arrangements and orchestration with music by Tim Plat and lyrics by Tim Platt and Branson Reese.  It is sung by The  Soaking Valley Learning Annex  Tabernacle Choir. Huge Today is amazing, they also made Scrum's Theme. Good people.

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