Dave pitches two socks in one. Ana is stinking up the mask game. Jeff wants to heat you up and cool you down. Fuck you, Rush!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is rolling up your shoes. Jeff is planting your dream garden. Ana is heating you up and vibrating you awake. The Slop Shop is open: https://slop.online/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
The One Where They Scheme and Dream. Dave is using your arms to see. Jeff is using spyware to hear. And Ana is bringing back boats. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is catching up the ketchup industry. Jeff is finding a handmade loophole for your manufacturing needs. Ana is keeping the bears at bay and the ATVers away.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is turning the spaghetti industry on it's head. Jeff is scratching that itch deep inside you. Ana is catering your next event with balloons.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Our beloved King David is off to Iceland doing product research. To honor his departure Mike and Jeff along with producer Nic dedicate this episode entirely to schemes and product pitches from the Twinnovation Nation. We cap it off with another chapter of The Annals of Holden Secretbees - spoiler alert: it gets very violent. Sci-Fi Music thanks to www.bensound.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is phoning it in, literally. Jeff is running counterfeit Cuban cigars. Mike is killing and grilling squid on the high seas. Producer Nic fills in for one more week while Dave travels the world. The crew reads another highly questionable chapter from the Annals of Holden Secret Bees, then we finish with some money making from the Nation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is juicing meat. Jeff is revolutionizing your screen door. Mike is rearranging your brain. We conclude our epic sci-fi experience with the Annals of Holden Secretbees. The Nation rises up and schemes on Dave. Then the Nation proposes a Coup d'état. With the boys murder their dear friends to take over the podcasting empire? Find out next week! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
We begin our new post-Dave chapter with a special guest: the wind beneath Mike's wings, Sarah Schneider. Sarah changes the guacamole game. Jeff revolutionizes glitter. Mike shakes up the sneaker industry. And the Nation proposes a product to help you pull of the perfect crime! This week's episode is brought to you by Adam & Eve!(www.adameve.com) offer code: TWINS See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave joins us again because his mother called and begged for an hour to 'keep him on the pod.' He pitched a pill to flavor your spit. Jeff invented a bomb, which also cooks stew. Mike is bringing custom foam to a wall near you. The Nation is changing the concert game and helping you avoid speeding tickets! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is reanacting a murder. Jeff is romanticizing scuba diving. Mike is inventing lawn games. The nation offers to help prepare Davey for his fight against the toughest rooskie since Ivan Drago. We better see you at Just For Laughs on July 26th! http://www.hahaha.com/en/show/jake-amir-host-headgum-live Thanks to Blue Apron for sponsoring this episode! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is putting you inside an NFL Helmet. Jeff is massaging your 'tits'? Mike is cooling your pants. The Nation is picking up right where they left off-- at the friggin' top. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave pitches wearable ear buds. Jeff pitches a bra that's a pocket. Mike pitches layered pants. The Nation is insecure and it's turning possessiveness into profit!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is decorating your room to look like a tv show. Jeff is protecting your bumper. Mike is improving your plugs. The Nation is getting in while the getting's good!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dave is inflating your balls. Jeff is geo-curating your casts. Mike is making skin gloves and pillows. Thigh clap it out for your boys on this one, Nation!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.