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The Headgum Podcast
Billy Scafuri (No Joke podcast) joins Amir, Marika, and Geoff to discuss being bricked up, aperitifs, and play a round of HeadGum Podcast trivia! Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Enemies with Liza Treyger! Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday! Listen to Billy's podcasts, No Joke & Buckets. BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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The Headgum Podcast
Faris, Marika, and Amir join Geoff to discuss Sebastian Stan, Faris' musical prowess, and truckers. Plus they play a round of Blurredle. Also, Geoff didn't respond to Marika's slacks or texts about uploading the episode so she's publicly shaming him in this description. Listen to The Anthem: https://linktr.ee/FarisMonshi Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Confronting Demons with Megan Stalter! Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday! BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Keeping Records
It's a no-holds-barred episode. Weddings, canceling plans, CHANGING plans, appetizers, monkey bread, they're all on the chopping block, and you can be sure the podcast premise is gonna take a LONG time to get to. Thankfully, comedian, actor, and writer Michael Cruz Kayne (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Late Night with Seth Meyers) is here to move the show along and advocate for his Golden Record. He's got basketball players that don't look like basketball players, musicals and overzealous singers, crispy red meat, and a man reaching into his underwear to make him feel like he's never felt (in a non-sexual way, it's a massage thing). Michael's Artifacts Personalities, represented by the human actor Richard Schiff (human specimen) Nikola Jokić (human specimen) People who sing the harmony on happy birthday and really go for it (human behavior) The burnt bits of a steak (food) Every musical (audio-visual) Physical therapy (human behavior) Follow Michael on Twitter and Instagram, and listen to his new podcast A Good Cry, premiering September 30th!--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
September 20th, 2021Dear Diary,Waz up!!!!!! Today Blaire Erskine (you know, comedian and writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live!) came on the podcast to tell us all about what she would blast off into outer space to send to the aliens. We had such a crazy fun time singing along to Leanne Rhymes, Sheryl Crow, Kelly Clarkson, and Pat Monahan (total dreamboat!!!). We watched Dragon Tales, Coyote Ugly and Nurse Jackie, and then Blaire read to us from her diary and guess what!!! She is totally crushing on Nick!!!!!11 Also Billy Baldwin is SUCH a creep!!!N-e way, gtg ttyl! Mom's coming upstairs and it's past lights out!!!Blaire's Artifacts When a Sheryl Crow song comes on at the grocery store and you feel like you’re in a movie (multisensory experience) My diary from 5th grade (document) "Can’t Fight the Moonlight" by LeAnn Rimes (audio) Public Access Television (audio-visual) When my mom texts me back (multisensory experience) Follow Blaire on Twitter and Instagram--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Comedian and actor Taylor Ortega (Kim Possible, Love Life, Welcome to Flatch) is crashing on Caleb and Dr. Wolstein's pull-out couch, so why not build a Golden Record? Along the way everyone recounts the trauma of having to go to the bathroom in the woods, and also the trauma of wearing Nike Shocks.Taylor's Artifacts Wet wipes (human ephemera) The Real L-Word (audio-visual) Cute, trendy plants that are easy to take care of (biological sample) Taylor’s group chats (literature) A good nonstick pan (human tool) Original Voyager ArtifactOld Man With Beard and Glasses (Turkey), Jonathan BlairFollow Taylor on Instagram!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Comedian and writer Chris Gethard has a vision for how he wants the world to be, and that vision is one where you never know what's going to happen next. For that reason, his record is a collection of truly bizarre audio-visual television moments that he's encountered over the course of his life. Wrestling, bizarre Spanish-language gameshows, and a whole lot of Mr. T, like probably to the point where the aliens will believe he is a deity—which he, of course, is.Chris's Artifacts Drunk Ewoks on The Today Show (audio-visual) The footage of Mr. T on El Gran Juego de la Oca (audio-visual) Conan goes apple picking with Mr. T (audio-visual) The unforgettable debut of The Shockmaster (audio-visual) Malice at the Palace, a Pistons vs Pacers Fight 2004 (audio-visual) Legacy viral videos mentioned in episode Grape lady falls! Gay Mount Everest Keep Fucking That Chicken by Ernie Anastos on Fox 5 WNYW Scare Tactics, Rat Monster Follow Chris, and watch his new special Half My Life on June 1st, on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, Pluto TV, Peacock, Tubi, and more! But preferably Tubi, because, well, you know. Tubi. Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Actor, producer, and writer E.R. Fightmaster takes great issue with the premise of Keeping Records. And the issue is that the show shouldn't be about educating the aliens on humanity—it's about making the aliens feel how we feel. And that means the aliens need to feel perplexed by CrossFit, electrified by Temptation Island, inspired by the WNBA, and...I actually am not sure what they'll think about the oyster thing. But they're gonna feel something.E.R.'s Artifacts CrossFit (human behavior) Temptation Island (audio-visual) The WNBA "Wubble" Season (audio-visual) Books about cities (literature) Oysters (food) A text that says “I’m running five behind” when you are really 20 behind (human behavior) Follow E.R. and watch them on Shrill! Also listen to their music released as Twin! Instagram Twitter Music Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Katie Kershaw (Mrs. Fletcher, Fargo, Pathetic Woman) thought hard about what to include on her Golden Record. And —truly? honestly?—it shows in its perfection. The aliens need to understand that humans are a species that should not be messed with, and they will learn that through our insane eating habits, eagerness to engage in awkward social interactions, and folk songs about fire.Katie's Artifacts Martina McBride, "Independence Day" (audio-visual) The coffee cup of a keynote speaker at a hotel conference (human ephemera) Rupaul's Drag Race seasons 1-13, plus all stars, plus international seasons (audio-visual) Muriels Wedding (audio-visual) The Best Man and The Best Man Holiday (audio-visual) Everything Kelly Ripa eats in a day (audio-visual) The moment in film, TV, or real life when a mom relaxes after a preparing a holiday meal (human behavior) The Mother Goose House in Hazard, Kentucky (architectural advancement) Garth Brooks, "Standing Outside The Fire" (audio) The moment when you're not sure if you should shake hands or hug (human behavior) Follow Katie!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodCheck out our show and many hilarious other pods featured on Stitcher's first-ever Comedy Week! In-app or at Stitcherapp.com/comedyAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Negin Farsad—comedian, writer, director, host of the podcast Fake the Nation—needs the aliens to experience humanity in a very specific way. And that way is...perfect. Swan dresses, elevated train tracks extending across the Manhattan skyline, trying not to cry when you see something beautiful in public, nouvelle cuisine...it's all there. Except for Plumber's Crack. That's gone, she got rid of that.Negin's Golden Record Artifacts: Anything Bjork related (audio-visual) The Highline in NYC and the thrill of a public works project (architecture) That moment when a concert violinist is playing for free in a park and they play something beautiful and then you cry in public but try to act like you have allergies (multisensory experience) The first time having French food made by French people (food) The Grinder (audio-visual) Knowing you're wearing a cute outfits (multisensory experience) Listen to Negin on Fake the Nation and Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! and follow her socials. Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Comedian Grace Kuhlenschmidt realizes that her Golden Record is only for her—and that's ok. The aliens will take what they can and leave the rest.But truly, how could they leave the cookies? And she made that cocktail for them, would the aliens dare refuse? They will love quirky, early 2000s pop music. And hopefully the documentary teaches them to not put humans in tiny cages when they conquer us.Grace's Golden Record Hoku and Mandy Moore (audio) Blackfish (audio-visual) Quadratinis (food) Laying in warm grass (multisensory experience) Being tomboy (multisensory experience) Beeresca—a homemade cocktail recipe (food) Original Voyager Artifact "X-Ray of Hand" (image)Follow Grace! Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
I...don't know what to say about this one. Actor, writer, and fellow Headgum podcaster Geoffrey James is on the show and just...wow. What even happened here? Mayhem, tattoos, heavily reused bits from last episode, our hosts and guest are absolutely depraved this episode.Geoff's Artifacts When someone with acrylic nails scratches your back during a personal low (multisensory experience) Pretty. Odd. by Panic! At the Disco (audio) Feeling pride when buying something specific at a hardware store (human emotion) Aioli (multisensory experience) Making a friend feel bad about almost getting in a car accident for way longer than is fair (multisensory experience) The 10-minute underwater scuba battle in Thunderball (1965) (audio-visual) Follow Geoff on Instagram and Twitter, and listen to him on The Headgum Podcast and Review Revue!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Actor. Comedian. Writer. Icon. Benito Skinner is on the pod and he's here to show the aliens (or any other beings who might find the record, he does not discriminate!!!) more than just pop culture—he wants them to feel the passage of time.Groundbreaking albums go from panned to adored. Musicians put on amazing performances and are shunned. TV-shows run 100 episodes without heeding any stop signs. Meh clothing becomes a uniform. And The Lion King goes from being an animated film, to a live Broadway musical, to The Lion King with 3D-rendered, lifelike animals voiced by an all-star cast, just because we can.Benito's Artifacts A compact disc of ARTPOP, Lady Gaga (audio) Nicki Minaj's performance of Roman Holiday at the Grammys (audio-visual) The Riverdale pilot episode and then one from Season 5 (audio-visual) A Gucci belt (human ephemera) The 2019 remake of The Lion King (audio-visual) Follow Benito on Twitter and Instagram and listen to him and Mary Beth Barone on their podcast Obsessed.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Actress, comedian, writer, and podcaster Lauren Lapkus (The Wrong Missy, Jurassic World, Crashing) creates a Golden Record full of experiences, emotions, and tastes. She will not, however, taste anything called "salad" that isn't an actual salad, because honestly that is a repulsive concept.Lauren's Artifacts Watching the opening credits of Who's the Boss (multisensory experience) The feeling of lost cat being found (multisensory experience) About Time (audio-visual) The sensation of peeing in the shower for the first time (multisensory experience) The taste and feeling of eating half-baked chocolate chip cookies while stoned (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Crocodile, Peter Beard (image)Hotter, Not Actual Voyager Artifact (But It Really Should Have Been One) Self-portrait in mouth of crocodile, Peter Beard (image)Follow Lauren on Twitter!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Comedian Molly Kearney builds a Golden Record full of the things the aliens could never dream of. What will they think of an animated film in which all of the characters are humanoid dogs, some of which are insanely hot? Sure, they could imagine a car, but what about a minivan with the door falling off and all the back benches removed, blaring the best piano rock tunes of the last fifty years? Do they have geode caverns on their planet? Probably not. A hug from Molly's mom? Not in their galaxy.There is also a lot of talk about pants-shitting and death-by-toilet. It is simultaneously our blessing and curse as a species.Molly's Artifacts A Goofy Movie (audio-visual) Not knowing your favorite chicken patty is vegetarian (multisensory experience) Driving in Molly's Ford Windstar with no back benches, sliding door falling off, and an Elton John Greatest Hits cassette stuck in player (multisensory experience) Crystal Cave in Put-in-Bay, Ohio (geologic formation) The bond between restaurant staff (human behavior) Hug from Mom (multisensory experience) The chewed up baseball from The Sandlot (human ephemera) A personal pedicab ride from Molly (human experience) Original Voyager Artifact "Tame Dog" (audio)Follow Molly on Twitter and Instagram!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keeping Records
Actor, podcaster, and producer Jacquis Neal (Culture Kings, The Cast, UCB) puts together one of the most well-rounded records we here at not-NASA have ever seen. Film, television, music, food, and human experience—it's all on there. We fully endorse Jacquis for President of the United States of America.Jacquis's Artifacts Jay-Z, "Meet The Parents" (audio) Martin (audio-visual) The Truman Show (audio-visual) Skinny Dipping in Provincetown, MA (human experience) Crispy Onion Chicken Recipe (food and document) Original Voyager Artifact Greek Greeting: "Greetings to you, whoever you are. We come in friendship to those who are friends." (audio)Follow Jacquis on Twitter and listen to him on The Cast with Rae and JacquisFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.