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Caleb and Shelby invite Holmes Holmes over (digitally) to build their Golden Record.Holmes's Artifacts Janelle Monáe, "Make Me Feel" music video (audio-visual) Laughing hard with friends (human experience) Shrill, S01E04 "Pool" (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Diagram of Vertebrate Evolution (image)Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shelby is ill and will NOT stop giving sex eyes. Caleb is in Portland and surviving the heatwave. It’s up to comedian, writer, and actress Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras, Big Mouth, High Maintenance) to educate the aliens, and she’s created a Golden Record designed to showcase the pinnacle of entertainment on Earth.Mitra’s Artifacts Pretty Little Liars (audio-visual) Lost & Found Music Studios (audio-visual) Countess Luann and other Real Housewives music careers (audio-visual) Galaxy Quest (audio-visual) Gossip Girl (audio-visual) Follow Mitra on Instagram and watch Three Busy Debras on HBO Max!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What begins as a meeting with beloved friend and comedian Meg Stalter immediately devolves into an episode of depravity and psychosis. Shelby leaves the recording, seemingly out of rage. Caleb exposes himself repeatedly. Meg says the c-word. Producer Mike becomes Producer Michael. Quite simply, it's insanity.But, aside from all that madness, Meg's Golden Record is angelic in its innocence.Meg's Golden Record: Girls, Season 3, Episode 7 "Beach House" (audio-visual) Knowledge of Dolly Parton's Existence (audio-visual) Laughing hysterically at a restaurant with friends (multisensory experience) The smell of poolside sunscreen and chlorine (multisensory experience) Realizing you have a crush on someone (multisensory experience) Follow Meg! Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Musician and interstellar voyager Tanerélle blesses Caleb and Shelby with her Golden Record, a visual and aural amalgamation so beautiful and powerful that the aliens will have no choice but to understand, and thus be inspired by, the overwhelming genius of planet Earth.Tanerélle's Golden Record Sugar Shack by Ernie Barnes (image) Sade’s Greatest Hits (audio) All Marvel films (audio-visual) Girlfriends and Moesha (audio-visual) Follow Tanerélle! Instagram Twitter Listen to Tanerélle on Spotify, Apple Music, or anywhere else you listen to music.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Comedian, writer, and actor Mae Martin (Feel Good) submits their Golden Record artifacts to Caleb and Shelby. They also discuss nude hide and seek, causing chaos in amusement parks, and bad psychic mediums.Mae's Artifacts The feeling of being about to be discovered in hide and seek (multisensory experience) Blake Lively in The Town saying "How do you know Dougie?" (multisensory experience) Hocus Pocus (audio-visual) The Beatles (audio) Original Voyager Artifact President Jimmy Carter's letter to the aliens (document)Follow Mae @TheMaeMartin and watch Feel Good on Netflix!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shelby talks about her shaving injury. Caleb is displeased, but also preoccupied with speculative workplace drama. Comedian Liza Treyger almost leaves the podcast early due to the graphic description of Shelby's injury, but sticks it out to ensure her Golden Record is delivered to the aliens.Liza's Artifacts Britney Spears's catalog of MTV Making the Video episodes (audio-visual) Miley Cyrus defending Kennedy Davenport and drag to Joe Rogan (audio-visual) Ludacris, "What's Your Fantasy" (audio) Bojack Horseman (audio-visual) Emma Chamblerain's YouTube channel (audio-visual) Follow Liza on Twitter and Instagram, and listen to That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Join Shelby and Caleb as they discuss their lives of opulence and mental stability with writer and comedian Taylor Garron. Yes, eventually they will get to Taylor's Golden Record picks, but it is extremely important that they spend 20+ minutes discussing gold futures and the frustrations of property tax variances from state to state.Of course, with all of that wealth must come the finer things in life, all of which Taylor is sending to the aliens—dining (and, frankly? lunching) on crustaceans, elegant music and television, and dislodging the aforementioned bits of crustaceans from one's...um...chompers.Taylor's Artifacts: Shrimp (food) Hot service workers (human archetype) Horny eye contact with strangers (human behavior) MIA’s first and second albums (audio) Flavor of Love and I Love New York (video) Finally getting a bit of food unstuck from your molar (multisensory experience) Follow Taylor on Twitter and InstagramFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby cope with being apart by contemplating their sexual chemistry.Comedian Jo Firestone is on the podcast this week, as is her dog companion Loaf. Jo loves Loaf, and we love Loaf. We love specific brands of tomato sauce, we love Greek women yelling at us to get our lives together, we love munching on ice, and we love the sound macaroni makes when it's getting stirred together. Wait...do we? Regardless, we do not love rats nor the sounds they make when tickled.Jo's Artifacts Rao's tomato sauce (food) Olympia Dukakis yelling "Your life is going down the toilet!!" in Moonstruck (audio-visual) Macaroni stirring noise (audio) Ice nuggets from Sonic (food and multisensory experience) When Dog wants to come near you (multisensory experience) Follow Jo on Instagram and watch her new special Good Timing with Jo Firestone on Peacock.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This episode is mostly Caleb and Shelby singing along to their favorite songs. But they are at some point joined by actress, filmmaker, and amateur pop culture oracle Sarah Ramos, who has a long list of her fave pieces of modern civilization to send out to space (notably Taylor Swift's entire discography, RuPaul's drag race, and weed edibles). There's also a discussion of best practices for self-tapes, and how to avoid being embarrassed when someone walks in on you in the bathroom. Probably also useful for the aliens to know, we have to assume!!!Sarah's Artifacts Taylor Swift's Discography (Audio) Enlightened (TV show) Hustlers (2019 film) Mary-Kate and Ashley VHSes (Audio-Visuals) Weed edibles (Food) Social Media stan accounts (Phenomenon) RuPaul's Drag Race (TV show) Follow Sarah on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episodeFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This week on the pod, Caleb, Shelby, and Emmy-winning (!!!) writer/actress/comedian Ashley Nicole Black get into it. It = the best moments of the human experience, the things we should be most proud to show off to the aliens in space. It mostly = the 1997 ouevre My Best Friend's Wedding. They also get into the use of stalls vs. urinals, how to actually give someone a compliment without telling on yourself, and an absolutely harrowing tale from Caleb's dating life. Let this be a reminder to do a thorough background check on all your dates, lil freaks!!!!Ashley's Artifacts Day Drinking Outside (Experience) When a Baby Uses You As a Couch (Behavior) My Best Friend's Wedding (1997 Film) Being a Drunk Girl in the Bathroom (Shared Feeling) Adopting Dogs (Activity) Follow Ashley on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episodeFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Have you ever really listened to the words of "Baby" by the young hitmaker Justin Bieber? No, like, really really listened? Comedian Kiry Shabazz walks Caleb and Shelby through a close reading of the lyrics, while sending to space other songs not yet included in the Great American Songbook because they are cowards. Taking the most strategic, tactical approach of any Keeping Records guest before him, Kiry's tightly curated but mostly music-based Golden Record is meant to make the aliens feel sexy, sad, and confused, which we think is kind of cool. Kiry's Artifacts: "Confessions" by Usher (Audio) "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman (Audio) Mick Jagger + Tina Turner Performing "State of Shock" (Audio-visual) Follow Kiry on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Last week's episode...it really devastated Shelby and Caleb. So much so that they're taking some precautionary steps for the sanctity of the pod. Comedian, friend, and breakfast enthusiast A.J. Marroquin mediates our hosts' ongoing negotiations, occasionally sharing his own Golden Record when allowed to. Jennifer Lopez makes yet another guest appearance on the pod, and so do a hell of a lot of snakes. Theme park souvenir photos, cars spiraling down from the heavens, The Golden Corral, all of it is a wondrous backstop for hammering out Caleb and Shelby's dysfunctional functionality. And it is beautiful.A.J.‘s Artifacts Jennifer Lopez's filmography (audio-visual) Saloon-style famkly portraits/theme park souvenirs (image) Breakfast after a hook-up (multisensory experience) Buffets (multisensory experience) The Carvana vending machine (architecture) Follow A.J. and do literally everything in your power to see him do comedy live. Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb has fled to Portland. Shelby is sleeping in and doesn't miss Caleb...yet. Comedian and writer Raina Morris visits with them to prep her Golden Record and it's just...so much stuff! There's software to instruct the aliens on how to take care of humans; details on how to properly care for our skin and hair; how to satisfy oral fixations and stay hydrated at the same time. Raina swears up and down that she's not prepping the aliens for zoo-keeping an exhibit of humans, but truly you will have to decide on what her plans ultimately are.Raina's Artifacts The Sims 2 (software) "Beautiful Liar" Beyoncé and Shakira music video (audio-visual) YouTube ingrown hair extraction videos (audio-visual) The feeling of when a hairstylist washes your hair and scratches your scalp (multi-sensory experience) Eating ice (food) A kiss on the lips from someone wearing lip gloss (multi-sensory experience) Follow Raina on Instagram and Twitter!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Comedian and podcaster Beth Stelling ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They're still not here yet but she's going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people falling over and hurting themselves but like not reaaaally hurting themselves, her niece meeting a woodland creature, Ted Danson absolutely nailing it on—oh shit, someone's knocking, brbBeth's Artifacts Falling compilations (audio-visual) Niece meeting a bunny for the first time (audio-visual) Mr. Mayor (audio-visual) Photo of Beth and her mom in Hawaii after her mom retired from teaching (image) 6th grade home videos or her and her friends making music videos (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Mountain Climber (Gaston Rébuffat) (image)Follow Beth and watch Girl Daddy on HBO Max.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Fresh off of their weekend of debauchery in New York City (read: being kept up by neighbors and flooded in their hotel), Caleb and Shelby have a date with comedian, writer, and producer Alison Leiby (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, The President Show) to plan out her Golden Record. Alison wants to show the aliens our best media, and for them to be orally fixated and in comfortable footwear the whole time.Alison's Artifacts Diet Coke and popcorn (food and beverage) Party Down, S02E05, "Steve Guttenberg's Birthday" (audio-visual) Yacht rock (music genre) When dogs and cats cross their front paws (animal behavior) Birkenstocks (human apparel) Sharing the perception of an awkward moment with a stranger in a large store (multi-sensory experience) Listen to Alison and cohost Halle Kiefer on their podcast RuinedFollow Alison on Instagram and Twitter--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.