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Fresh off of their weekend of debauchery in New York City (read: being kept up by neighbors and flooded in their hotel), Caleb and Shelby have a date with comedian, writer, and producer Alison Leiby (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, The President Show) to plan out her Golden Record. Alison wants to show the aliens our best media, and for them to be orally fixated and in comfortable footwear the whole time.Alison's Artifacts Diet Coke and popcorn (food and beverage) Party Down, S02E05, "Steve Guttenberg's Birthday" (audio-visual) Yacht rock (music genre) When dogs and cats cross their front paws (animal behavior) Birkenstocks (human apparel) Sharing the perception of an awkward moment with a stranger in a large store (multi-sensory experience) Listen to Alison and cohost Halle Kiefer on their podcast RuinedFollow Alison on Instagram and Twitter--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby invite comedian and writer Vinny Thomas into the gauntlet (our recording studio) to find out if he can survive an hour in the hottest room known to humankind (the Headgum AC was broken). See which of the following symptoms of heat stroke according to WebMD.com you can spot amongst the three of them throughout the duration of the episode: Confusion, altered mental status, slurred speech Hot, dry skin or profuse sweating Very high body temperature Low-key delirium Picking fights with animals for no reason Picking fights with your co-hosts/guests for no reason Vinny's Artifacts We Belong Together (Mimi’s Late Night Valentine’s Mix) (Audio) Fatal Attractions (2010-2013) (TV Show) What Would You Do with John Quiñones (TV Show) Seeing a parrot in LA (Birdwatching Experience) Follow Vinny on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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An episode full of shocking revelations. Someone in the room (EJ) has never been to TGI Friday's. Someone else in the room (Shelby) thinks Taylor Swift is a psychopath. And someone else in the room (our guest Sam Sanders [It's Been a Minute, Vibe Check, Into It]) didn't know that Jason Mraz says he's Mr. A to Z because Mr. A to Z spells... Mraz .Also we rarely get this topical/controversial but if you're looking for a primer on the entire DWD drama between Oliv*a and H*rry and J*son, we've got a literal NPR reporter (our guest Sam Sanders) to take you through it beat by beat. At some point, artifacts were sent to the aliens. Sam's Artifacts: Continuum by John Mayer (Music) "Pop-Up Video" (Audio-Visual) Really Good California Edibles (Drug) Carly Rae Jepson (Person) Funyons (Food) Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper (Ephemera) Follow Sam on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Musician/producer Brian Robert Jones stops by the ~virtual~ Keeping Records studio to talk about what the kids mean when they say "throwing neck," TI-89 calculators, and his lifelong dream of performing live at KFC's Yum! Center in Louisville, KY. (Where, incidentally, Shelby thinks would be a cool place to lose your virginity.) The best part of this perfect episode is that there was not a single technical difficulty or internet connection issue and we all love recording podcasts remotely for everyone's safety. It's the best!Brian's artifacts: Absolutely killing It as a plus one to an event where you know very few if any people (Experience) *NSYNC - Discography (Audio) Nick Jonas performing Spaceman on SNL (Audio-Visual) Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Movie) Eating a Gigantic Breakfast at a Nice Hotel (Experience) Follow Brian on Instagram, Twitter, and Spotify. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Is there any lil freak/Lord of the Ring fan crossover? We sure do hope so, because Caleb, Shelby, and musician Lou Roy kind of go off about Tolkien for a while this week. They do manage to leave Middle Earth for a little while to talk about Hometown Buffet - which we tried to provide a URL link to but incredibly, does not have a website in this year of our lord 2022. So really if any humans or aliens want to learn about that place, they kind of have to listen to this ep???Lou's Artifacts Debussy's Clair de Lune (Music) Hometown Buffet (Restaurant) Supreme Croissant (no meat) From Jack-in-the-Box (Food) Neopolitan Ice Cream Sandwich Lou's journal entry from 2001 (age 9) that details her best friend betraying her by going to Hometown Buffet with a friend from his school without her (Archival Material) Follow Lou on Twitter and Instagram, and listen to her debut album, PURE CHAOS, which drops today! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Give us a minute, OK? Keeping Records is on a brief hiatus but you better believe it's coming back. Stay tuned for updates from their latest mission, dropping in your feeds soon.Comedian and podcaster Beth Stelling ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They're still not here yet but she's going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people falling over and hurting themselves but like not reaaaally hurting themselves, her niece meeting a woodland creature, Ted Danson absolutely nailing it on—oh shit, someone's knocking, brbBeth's Artifacts Falling compilations (audio-visual) Niece meeting a bunny for the first time (audio-visual) Mr. Mayor (audio-visual) Photo of Beth and her mom in Hawaii after her mom retired from teaching (image) 6th grade home videos or her and her friends making music videos (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Mountain Climber (Gaston Rébuffat) (image)Follow Beth and watch Girl Daddy on HBO Max.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb has fallen and hit his head. Like a true king he got back up, but now Shelby has the difficult task of convincing him that he doesn't have a brain bleed. Luckily, she has comedian, writer, and actress Nori Reed to assist in assuring Caleb that he doesn't need to seek immediate medical attention. And while Nori's here, why not find out what she'd put on her Golden Record? Absurd reality television, home decor superstores, Italian vistas and Diane Lane, and Normani's magic basketball bum bounce are all heading to space.Nori's Artifacts The Swan (audio-visual) IKEA (architecture and multisensory experience) Normani, "Motivation" (audio) Under The Tuscan Sun (audio-visual) Caleb falling and hitting his head during his self-tape (audio-visual) Original Voyager ArtifactRajasthani greeting, "Hello to everyone. We are happy here and you be happy there."Listen to Hot White Heist on Audible, watch Nori's comedy on HBO Max, and follow her on Instagram and Twitter!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby welcome stand-up comedian Marcella Arguello into the Headgum family the only way they know how—by getting into a Dick Feud with her. TBQH it's mostly Shelby's feud, with Caleb instigating and causing chaos from the sidelines (as he does). And all this happens around building Marcella's Golden Record, which has iconic TV, iconic music, iconic GIFs, iconic nails, and iconic toddlers.Marcella's Artifacts Rihanna GIF where she rolls up the car window (visual) Mariah Carey, Butterfly (audio) Seinfeld (audio-visual) A hug from a toddler who thinks you’re the coolest person on the planet (multisensory experience) Press-On nails (human ephemera) Follow Marcella on Twitter and Instagram, watch her comedy live, and listen to her and Niccole Thurman's new Headgum podcast The Scroll Down.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This episode is for our sweet n earnest lil freaks ONLY. We mean it!!!! If you're not prepared to shed a tear as longtime podcaster/friend of the show/loving dad Chuck Bryant talks about his favorite episode of his kid's favorite TV show, you should probably turn back now!!!!(OK, now that it's just us sweethearts, we can tell you about the rest of the episode: Shelby comes up with a plan for getting lost in a crowd, EJ pulls out an obscure metaphor never uttered before by man or extra-terrestrial, and Chuck probably wonders why his illustrious podcast career brought him to this moment, watching two people do an improv scene with a bear for some reason.)Chuck's Artifacts Jaws (1975 Film) The Sleepytime episode of Bluey (Children's TV episode) This Queen performance of "Somebody to Love" live in Montreal (Audio-visual) Musicless Music Videos on Youtube (Audio-visual) The guy that fell off his bike in college and acted like he was reading a book (Memory) I Think You Should Leave (TV show) Follow Chuck's podcasts on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Shelby gets a little philosophical. Allison helps us get a little introspective. And EJ has chapped lips. Allison Raskin (writer/director/comedian/YouTuber/podcaster/mental health advocate!!!) is here for some high brow, some low brow, some pure comedy gold. And the artifacts? Ohhhh these artifacts. You don't see artifacts like these every day. There's music and movies and food and warm feelings, which (we hope) are all the aliens' favorite things (fingers crossed).Also, our source at NASA has all but confirmed that this record manifested the Blink-182 reunion tour announced this week, so if you're 28-38 years old..... you're welcome, from all of us here at Keeping Records/NASA :-)Allison's Artifacts: Get Over It (2001 Film) Blink-182's Enema of the State (1999 Music Album) Allison's Childhood Stuffed Animal BobFred (Ephemera) Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream in the Flavor Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz! (Food) The Feeling Of Someone You Love Wrapping a Dry Towel Around You When You Get Out Of a Pool (Feeling) Follow Allison on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb is back from Missouri. Shelby is still in Ohio. There seems to be some question of whether Caleb is someone who enjoys biking but rest assured that he is into it.Comedian River Butcher is on the podcast today, and he's got the '90s on his mind. Well, the '90s and a song by Softee that absolutely GOES. River's Golden Record has the sound, look, and feel of a pre-2K world, because the aliens deserve it. And frankly? You do, too. River's Artifacts "Cutout" by Softee (audio) The sound of a video cassette rewinder River's 90s Spotify playlist, "Morning Ride To The Elms In My Mom's Red Nissan." (audio) The feeling of going to the mall on a Saturday in 1995 (multisensory experience) 90s Taco Bell interiors (human design aesthetic) Follow River on Twitter and InstagramGet tickets to River's show at Sketchfest in San Francisco on January 14.Get tickets to River's shows at The Crocodile in Seattle Jan 21 and 22.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby have been ousted from their home and must seek refuge in the Headgum office. Joining them via conference call from his landline is writer and comedian Dan Sheehan, who spontaneously generates a list of artifacts to put on his Golden Record. He'll introduce the aliens to the Mediterranean diet and local area network gaming. He'll give them the perfect entrance/invasion music. He'll show them majestic, decorated domesticated animals. And most generous of all? He'll help the aliens understand the the relief of being let off the hook.Dan's Artifacts Italian food (food) Being informed that no one is angry at you (multisensory experience) "Sirius," The Alan Parsons Project (audio) Photos of animals that have won contests (photograph) LAN parties (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Birth, Wayne Miller (photograph)Follow Dan on Twitter @ItsDanSheehan and @SICKOFWOLVES, support him on Patreon and buy his novel I Am Not a Wolf wherever you get books!--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You guys...wait...This is huge.Space artist and science journalist Jon Lomberg, co-creator of the original Voyager Golden Record (!!!), joins Caleb and Shelby to talk about his experience putting together humanity's epitaph, which left Earth in 1977.Jon offers his take on aliens, behind the scene stories, and how to comprehend yourself at the scale of the universe.Jon's own personal Golden Record is expansive and comprises as many genres of world music as possible, including (but not limited to): Hawaiian slack key or vocals, like “Ho’olauna Aloha” Teresa Bright from her album Self Portrait Celtic music Middle Eastern music Flamenco Inuit throat singing Tibetan chants Musical Theater Marching Band Michael Jackson Afrojazz K-pop With hypothetical new technology since the original records, Jon would also include Earth's favorite molecules for the ETs, like caffeine and THC, as well as the smell of of roses and the taste of mango. Software like Tetris is on the table now, too.You can learn more about Jon at his website www.jonlomberg.com, where you'll find his original artwork as well as links to his lectures and writings.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, settle in lil freaks, we're wheeling in the AV cart for a very special session of Keeping Records. Yes, that's right, we're gonna dim the lights and sit quietly in our chairs while Caleb and Shelby tell us about some of the artifacts that NASA sent (without our input weirdly) on the original Voyager Golden Record. We'll learn about things that seem funny to us but normal to people in other parts of the world, we'll learn about fetuses and how that all works more or less, we'll learn that the Immaculate Conception was really the Original Cuckolding. All in all, we'll learn. Together. While we eagerly wait for new episodes to drop. Soon. We promise. Be sure to watch the video version of the episode for a complete audio-visual experience and for two of the best wigs you'll ever see in your life. The Artifacts: Greeting: Cantonese Image: School Room Image: Fetus Diagram Image: Rush Hour Traffic Greeting: Portuguese Music: "Dark Was the Night," written and performed by Blind Willie Johnson Greeting: Nepali Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb has moved out. Shelby is also moving out. Distance has come between them, but their love for one another bridges that great divide.Here to observe our hosts' attempt at coping with separation anxiety are Chair Professor Daniel Chua (University of Hong Kong) and Fanny Peabody Professor Alex Rehding (Harvard University), co-authors of the book Alien Listening: Voyager's Golden Record and Music From Earth (Princeton University Press).A discussion between four academic equals unfolds, focusing on how the Golden Records can teach us to differently hear and analyze music. Throughout the lecture, the esteemed professors make a Golden Record together with just as much food on it as there is music.For all of our listeners with terminal degrees in their respective fields, this one is for you. Daniel's Artifacts John Cage, 4'33" (audio-visual) Video of whale almost swallowing human (audio-visual) Durian (food) Alex’s Artifacts Trio, "Da Da Da" (audio) Blowfish (animal and food) Rice pudding (food) Original Voyager Artifact Greetings from the U.N./Whale Greetings (audio)Purchase Daniel and Alex's book Alien Listening: Voyager's Golden Record and Music From Earth!--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.