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Caleb and Shelby are joined by writer Ruby Caster to discuss how Ruby and Shelby can't read (bummer!!) and whether or not table-side Caesar salad preparation is inherently gay.They briefly touch on Ruby's Golden Record picks (which is incidentally the point of this show): romaine lettuce + parmesan cheese, the best band to have ever existed, and Midol, which Ruby attests is a miracle drug. Spoiler: it seems it is not.Ruby's Artifacts Caesar Salad from Bernie’s Restaurant in Williamsburg, BK (Food) All of ABBA’s music (Audio) Midol (Remedy) Follow Ruby on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episodeFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Anya (who writes these episode descriptions, hello) finally gets a long awaited and much deserved apology from Shelby, in absentia. I guess I had to fly across the country to give Shelby the distance she needed to make amends. I've forgiven and I've forgotten.While I was away, Shelby and EJ decided the podcast is perfect (true) and that the funniest person in the world is Jon Gabrus (also true). He stopped by to talk about how super awkward it is to have a sleepover at someone else's house at a young age and how super awkward it is to take a poop at the airport. If you're one of our listeners located in Long Island who just got podcasts within the last 10 years, we welcome you to the show.Gabrus's Artifacts: Big Trouble in Little China (1986 Film) The Scene From Clueless Where Cher Comes Down The Stairs in a Calvin Klein Dress (1995 Film Scene/Gabrus's Sexual Awakening) Henry Cavill Fighting In a Bathroom in Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018 Film Scene/Gabrus's Queer Sexual Awakening) The Unlicensed Ice Cream Salesmen on Long Island Beaches (People) Follow Gabrus on Twitter and Instagram and listen to him on his Headgum podcasts, High and Mighty & Corked! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby are back with their first video episode, which also just so happens to be a Listener Submission episode. Caleb questions the quality of his video, but decides he doesn't care because he looks great on camera. Meanwhile, Shelby's shadows? Sort of going wherever they want. Before diving into your picks, Caleb and Shelby analyze: Caleb's crazy week with the Pope in Tucson Girlies who can have free clout because they're *the* girlies 3rd string NFL tight ends they are both attracted to And Listeners...your submissions for this week are equally alarming and beautiful, welcome bark lil freaks:Your Record Additions "Thrussy" used in jest (Portmanteau) Earnest a cappella music (Audio) The Pope shaming people (Experience) Denver int. airport conspiracy theories (Chronicles) Yelp restaurant reviews (Literature) Getting surprise mail from a friend (Experience) "Uppercut" by Lou Roy (2022 Song) (Listen on Apple Music or Spotify) Your Deletions “Thrussy” used sincerely (Portmanteau) Caleb being a bully to Shelby (Perception) Finding out via Instagram story that your crush is in a new relationship (Experience) Sleeping in AirPods and waking up with sore ears (Affliction) Baby memorabilia that weirdly sexualizes the kid (Trend) Watch the video version of the episodeFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Comedian Maggie Winters joins Caleb and Shelby for their second video episode, which devolves into chaos after a game of f*ck, marry, kill. Shelby leaves the zoom but eventually returns. Caleb's tennis leg cramps? Back for a special appearance. Also, everybody learns what paramour means. Eventually they get to Maggie aka Marguerite's Golden Record, which is a blend of visuals and experiences the Aliens will love. On the topic of her Disney past, Caleb and Shelby ask the pointed but necessary question: is Maggie someone who calls Goofy a friend? And stick with us here: Goofy's paws are, more often than not, "up." Is Goofy...a lil freak?Maggie's Artifacts Deep Dish Pizza (Food) Schiller Visions: Hidden Camera Commercials Sketch with Chris Farley (Audio-visual) Her parents surprising her and her brothers with a trip to Disney World in 1992 (Feeling) Going to the movies alone and ordering a big popcorn, drink, and candy and also the movie is good (Multi-sensory Experience) All reality TV ever (Entertainment) When her mom found a fiddlers glove on the ground and used it to hold her wine on St. Patricks Day (Experience) Follow Maggie on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTokWatch the video version of the episodeFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmContributing music by John Bartmann https://johnbartmann.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Gather in close, lil freaks - things get serious for a minute as Caleb and Shelby open up with you all about the family stuff they've had going on. Turns out, growing up sucks.But the intimate moments don't stop there: we also learn a lot about Caleb's balls, guest Carly Kane lets it slip that she's a die-hard Eminem stan, and Shelby reveals the instability of her wifi connection by leaving and re-entering the chat, repeatedly.Carly's Artifacts: When a Crush Puts Their Hand On Your Knee/Leg (Experience) Amy Winehouse Discography (Audio) All Types of Breads (Food) Smell of Gasoline (Smell) Random Public Dancing (Activity) Follow Carly on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby have a sit-down with writer and comedian Liva Pierce to talk about their hopes, dreams, and personal choices of artifacts to send to outer space so that aliens may one day come to understand what life on Earth was like at its zenith.Of COURSE there's Kate Bush. Of COURSE there's delicious food. You KNOW there are human social practices on there, and musicals. IT'S. ALL. THERE. Enjoy, aliens.Shelby and Caleb are also extremely uncooperative when role-playing.Liva's Artifacts "The Big Sky" by Kate Bush (song) A hot cookie (food) When a coworker shares personal information (human social behavior) Debriefing a party with funny friends whom you love (human social behavior) Any production of Newsies (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Cathy Rigby, Phillip Leonian (photograph)Follow Liva on Twitter and Instagram!Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Let's pick up where we left off, shall we? It's your favorite band MUNA back in the studio (that they never really left) to really get into their mostly gastronomy-related picks for the Golden Record.In between listing out their favorite burrito spots, Naomi, Jo, and Katie listen encouragingly as Caleb and Shelby try their hand at songwriting; Caleb and Shelby give notes as MUNA sharpens their improv chops. It's a beautiful, symbiotic collaboration; a peak behind the creative curtain for lil freaks' eyes + ears only.MUNA's Artifacts Pt 2: Eating the Butt of a Burrito and Watching TV, and Putting That Little Bit of Hot Sauce in the Different Bites (Experience) When You Mess Up a Word and it Sounds Funny (Gaffe) A Nice Dinner with Friends (Shared Meal) Bagel (Food) Follow MUNA on Twitter and Instagram, and pre-order their new album here. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Blair Socci. Comedian. Actress. Writer. Scientist.Totally spur of the moment, out of nowhere, random as all hell, Caleb and Shelby ask Blair what she'd put on her Golden Record. And what Blair creates is a work of art. It's a record that will teach the aliens of how adorable humanity can be, and also of an unparalleled, Grammy Award-winning alternative rock record from 1995. Blair also rebukes those who abandoned Anne Hathaway in her time of need, in the process absolving one of our hosts (ok it's Shelby but she KNOWS what she did and sees the error of her ways).Blair's Golden Record Tiny children with glasses (image) Sending and receiving surprise gifts (human ephemera) Alanis Morisette, Jagged Little Pill (audio) Hook (audio-visual) Eating large meals with friends and family (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Mexico, "El Cascabel," performed by Lorenzo Barcelata and the Mariachi México (audio)Follow Blair! Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Some people say that art is chaos, and, in that sense? This episode is...art.Actor, improviser, and writer Lureena Cornwell has a virtual visit with Caleb and Shelby, who, per usual, are in a fight. This time it's over a cat turd. Aside from that, though, our hosts must know what's on Lureena's record, which is so unfortunate because her internet service provider absolutely does not want that. When the dust has settled and Lureena's upload speed has improved beyond 1 Mbps, she gives the aliens a picture of the most ideal Earth: one in which domesticated animals walk themselves, clothes are reused, soup is filling, and where every human speaks with a non-rhotic dialect and either commits crime or cracks down on it.Lureena's Artifacts Pets walking with their humans without a leash (animal behavior) Boston crime movies, ex: The Departed, Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone (audio visual) When someone compliments your outfit and you get to tell them it’s all thrifted and how much you spent on every item, with a bonus when it’s a 69 cent item from Salvation Army on 69 cent Saturday (multisensory experience) Hearty soup (food) Hand cut French fries (food) Family (human social structure) The dog painting video that Shelby likes.Follow Lureena on Instagram and Twitter!--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It has been a week of fending off requests from incredibly rich and famous celebrities, Nobel Prize laureates, the greatest writers, mathematicians, and physicists of our age, emails coming in four times an hour—"Please, please allow this unbelievably brilliant environmental scientist to personally curate a Golden Record to send into outer space!" "Caleb and Shelby, this former President of the United States needs to guest on the show this week, it's incredibly important." "You guys, we will give you a quarter of a million dollars if you allow this star of a classic '90s sitcom to talk about The Culture™️ with you in order to reinvigorate his career."We said no to all of them. And we did it for you, the listener.Caleb and Shelby sit down for another episode of just the two of them. They sing a little, they preach a little, the cry a little, they bark a little. They talk their evolving living situations, some of their own Golden Record picks and Delete-Its, and some of YOUR Golden Record picks and Delete-Its.Artifacts Discussed Cheez-It Christmas The feeling of finding a four leaf clover The music of Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark Dogs with Frito feet Shrek 2 Auntie Anne’s in the airport Fergie singing the American National Anthem Mariah Carey singing "All I Want for Christmas is you" live Ranch dressing Dollar General brand mac and cheese Couture fashion (not Juicy Couture) The feeling of being so happy to see your friends that you cry Getting stoned and drinking coffee --Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Sabrina Jalees joins Caleb and Shelby and to build her Golden Record. The theme? Use it to create a Sabrina Jalees space colony/megachurch. Sabrina's Artifacts One of her frozen embryos (biological sample) Tushy bidet (tool) Her dad's curried shrimp crepes recipe (document) Her son's DNA (biological sample) A flip book of all her headshots (image) Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Musician and producer Naomi McPherson (of MUNA) plans their Gold Record with Caleb and Shelby.Naomi's Artifacts Robyn's "Dancing On My Own" (audio) Kim Cattrall Scatting (audio-visual) Teenage emotions and forgetting what it's like to have them (human experience) Original Voyager Artifact Chuck Berry, "Johnny B. Goode" (audio)Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby sit down for a little one-on-one in the studio to discuss the biggest names of our generation: Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson, Reba McEntire, Shelley Duvall, and Heath Ledger. They also carve out some time to hone their improv chops but somehow only get to two of your additions to the Golden Records. But as always, they're perfect, just like all of you lil freaks. Your Record Additions: The Reba Theme Song (Audio) Pizza with Ranch (Food) Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb is off on a long-haul fishing boat, being forced by the crew to bite the head off of a live herring as a hazing ritual. That means Shelby is going to need some assistance this week.Enter: comedian Grace Kuhlenschmidt. The guest host we need. The guest host we deserve.Together, Shelby and Grace welcome comedian, actress, and writer Greta Titelman to the pod to unpack what is easily the most ambitious record to date—a full-length compilation drawing from every discipline, plus one thing that only makes sense in writing if your podcast player supports text formatting. And yes, they are going to get through The. Entire. Record.Greta's Artifacts Grape lady falls! (audio-visual) Being on mushrooms on the beach, genuinely experiencing the miracle of life (multi-sensory experience) Manolo Blahnik shoes (clothing) Pad Thai (food) Rihanna, Talk That Talk (audio) Being a teenager and making out in your car to emo music (multi-sensory experience) Cashmere (clothing fiber) Kettle Brand Dill Pickle Potato Chips (food) Drop Dead Gorgeous (audio-visual) Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Madonna's 2003 VMA performance (audio-visual) Ryan Gosling (human being) Saying THAT in a fight (social interaction) Follow Greta on Instagram and Twitter, and listen to her new Headgum podcast Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby invite Holmes Holmes over (digitally) to build their Golden Record.Holmes's Artifacts Janelle Monáe, "Make Me Feel" music video (audio-visual) Laughing hard with friends (human experience) Shrill, S01E04 "Pool" (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Diagram of Vertebrate Evolution (image)Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.