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Caleb and Shelby cope with being apart by contemplating their sexual chemistry.Comedian Jo Firestone is on the podcast this week, as is her dog companion Loaf. Jo loves Loaf, and we love Loaf. We love specific brands of tomato sauce, we love Greek women yelling at us to get our lives together, we love munching on ice, and we love the sound macaroni makes when it's getting stirred together. Wait...do we? Regardless, we do not love rats nor the sounds they make when tickled.Jo's Artifacts Rao's tomato sauce (food) Olympia Dukakis yelling "Your life is going down the toilet!!" in Moonstruck (audio-visual) Macaroni stirring noise (audio) Ice nuggets from Sonic (food and multisensory experience) When Dog wants to come near you (multisensory experience) Follow Jo on Instagram and watch her new special Good Timing with Jo Firestone on Peacock.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This episode is mostly Caleb and Shelby singing along to their favorite songs. But they are at some point joined by actress, filmmaker, and amateur pop culture oracle Sarah Ramos, who has a long list of her fave pieces of modern civilization to send out to space (notably Taylor Swift's entire discography, RuPaul's drag race, and weed edibles). There's also a discussion of best practices for self-tapes, and how to avoid being embarrassed when someone walks in on you in the bathroom. Probably also useful for the aliens to know, we have to assume!!!Sarah's Artifacts Taylor Swift's Discography (Audio) Enlightened (TV show) Hustlers (2019 film) Mary-Kate and Ashley VHSes (Audio-Visuals) Weed edibles (Food) Social Media stan accounts (Phenomenon) RuPaul's Drag Race (TV show) Follow Sarah on Instagram and Twitter. Watch the video version of the episodeFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This week on the pod, Caleb, Shelby, and Emmy-winning (!!!) writer/actress/comedian Ashley Nicole Black get into it. It = the best moments of the human experience, the things we should be most proud to show off to the aliens in space. It mostly = the 1997 ouevre My Best Friend's Wedding. They also get into the use of stalls vs. urinals, how to actually give someone a compliment without telling on yourself, and an absolutely harrowing tale from Caleb's dating life. Let this be a reminder to do a thorough background check on all your dates, lil freaks!!!!Ashley's Artifacts Day Drinking Outside (Experience) When a Baby Uses You As a Couch (Behavior) My Best Friend's Wedding (1997 Film) Being a Drunk Girl in the Bathroom (Shared Feeling) Adopting Dogs (Activity) Follow Ashley on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episodeFollow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Fresh off of their weekend of debauchery in New York City (read: being kept up by neighbors and flooded in their hotel), Caleb and Shelby have a date with comedian, writer, and producer Alison Leiby (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, The President Show) to plan out her Golden Record. Alison wants to show the aliens our best media, and for them to be orally fixated and in comfortable footwear the whole time.Alison's Artifacts Diet Coke and popcorn (food and beverage) Party Down, S02E05, "Steve Guttenberg's Birthday" (audio-visual) Yacht rock (music genre) When dogs and cats cross their front paws (animal behavior) Birkenstocks (human apparel) Sharing the perception of an awkward moment with a stranger in a large store (multi-sensory experience) Listen to Alison and cohost Halle Kiefer on their podcast RuinedFollow Alison on Instagram and Twitter--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby invite comedian and writer Vinny Thomas into the gauntlet (our recording studio) to find out if he can survive an hour in the hottest room known to humankind (the Headgum AC was broken). See which of the following symptoms of heat stroke according to WebMD.com you can spot amongst the three of them throughout the duration of the episode: Confusion, altered mental status, slurred speech Hot, dry skin or profuse sweating Very high body temperature Low-key delirium Picking fights with animals for no reason Picking fights with your co-hosts/guests for no reason Vinny's Artifacts We Belong Together (Mimi’s Late Night Valentine’s Mix) (Audio) Fatal Attractions (2010-2013) (TV Show) What Would You Do with John Quiñones (TV Show) Seeing a parrot in LA (Birdwatching Experience) Follow Vinny on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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We're back and we're hornery. We talk about marriage and mentally ill babies, Real Housewives and mentally ill Real Housewives, and the ways in which young Mormons are (or, apparently, are not) having sex. Comedian Camirin Farmer comes through with a list of artifacts that can only be described as iconic, and also ruthlessly drags actress Lea Michele but we're fine with that. Plus, per every lil freak's request, Caleb and Shelby unearth their first ever video artifact, a public-broadcasting-esque examination of a photograph that's shooting around space at this very minute. Camirin's Artifacts: Barbra Streisand (Celebrity) Bebe's Kids (1992 Film) An Oriole's baseball game that they win (Sporting event) The Cake (Audio-visual) The entirety of the Real Housewives franchise (Television series) Follow Camirin on Twitter and Instagram. Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Blair Socci. Comedian. Actress. Writer. Scientist.Totally spur of the moment, out of nowhere, random as all hell, Caleb and Shelby ask Blair what she'd put on her Golden Record. And what Blair creates is a work of art. It's a record that will teach the aliens of how adorable humanity can be, and also of an unparalleled, Grammy Award-winning alternative rock record from 1995. Blair also rebukes those who abandoned Anne Hathaway in her time of need, in the process absolving one of our hosts (ok it's Shelby but she KNOWS what she did and sees the error of her ways).Blair's Golden Record Tiny children with glasses (image) Sending and receiving surprise gifts (human ephemera) Alanis Morisette, Jagged Little Pill (audio) Hook (audio-visual) Eating large meals with friends and family (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Mexico, "El Cascabel," performed by Lorenzo Barcelata and the Mariachi México (audio)Follow Blair! Twitter Instagram Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Jake and Amir, AKA Caleb and Shelby's Headgum bosses, check in on how the Golden Record project is coming. Inadvertently they are tricked into compiling their own list of artifacts to send to outer space.Jake's Artifacts "Wounded" by Third Eye Blind (audio) Making out (multisensory experience) Cold swim on a hot day (multisensory experience) Parents laughing at his sister's wedding (image) Amir's Artifacts A fart (audio) McDonalds in your car (multisensory experience) Rubik's Cube (human ephemera) Laughing until you cry (multisensory experience) Getting into a hot bath (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Amoy (Min Dialect) Greeting (audio)Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Is there any lil freak/Lord of the Ring fan crossover? We sure do hope so, because Caleb, Shelby, and musician Lou Roy kind of go off about Tolkien for a while this week. They do manage to leave Middle Earth for a little while to talk about Hometown Buffet - which we tried to provide a URL link to but incredibly, does not have a website in this year of our lord 2022. So really if any humans or aliens want to learn about that place, they kind of have to listen to this ep???Lou's Artifacts Debussy's Clair de Lune (Music) Hometown Buffet (Restaurant) Supreme Croissant (no meat) From Jack-in-the-Box (Food) Neopolitan Ice Cream Sandwich Lou's journal entry from 2001 (age 9) that details her best friend betraying her by going to Hometown Buffet with a friend from his school without her (Archival Material) Follow Lou on Twitter and Instagram, and listen to her debut album, PURE CHAOS, which drops today! Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Give us a minute, OK? Keeping Records is on a brief hiatus but you better believe it's coming back. Stay tuned for updates from their latest mission, dropping in your feeds soon.Comedian and podcaster Beth Stelling ordered some sandwiches...like...an hour ago. They're still not here yet but she's going to go ahead and get started telling Caleb and Shelby her plans for her Golden Record: people falling over and hurting themselves but like not reaaaally hurting themselves, her niece meeting a woodland creature, Ted Danson absolutely nailing it on—oh shit, someone's knocking, brbBeth's Artifacts Falling compilations (audio-visual) Niece meeting a bunny for the first time (audio-visual) Mr. Mayor (audio-visual) Photo of Beth and her mom in Hawaii after her mom retired from teaching (image) 6th grade home videos or her and her friends making music videos (audio-visual) Original Voyager Artifact Mountain Climber (Gaston Rébuffat) (image)Follow Beth and watch Girl Daddy on HBO Max.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey it's Caleb and Shelbo! Back with the long-awaited Golden Record from our main girl! Shelbo takes a while to find her camera but when she does, she FINALLY sets the record straight (in a gay way): we're taking a brief chhhiatus (a Jewish break), but we will be back with new episodes in a few weeks. So don't you dare hit that unsubscribe button, because we've got so much more Keeping Recordings for you. More news coming in this feed next week.To tide you over 'til then, Shelbo's artifacts: When Two People Meet at a Revolving Door at the Same Time and Push it together (Collaboration) The Last 24 hrs at Summer Camp (Traumatic Childhood Event) Rats On the Street vs Rats People Keep as Pets (Comparison) Hanging Out with a Friend's Parent in Their Kitchen (Experience) A New Nicki Minaj Verse Specifically for the Aliens (Audio) Driving Around with your Friends Listening to Music w/ No Real Destination (Muli-Sensory Experience) When the Cleveland Caveliers Won NBA Championship in 2016 (Sports History Moment) The OC (2003-2007 Television Show) Survivor (2000-Present Day Television Show) Group Date to a Movie Theater at Age 12 (Tween Experience) Shel Silverstein (Poet/Author) Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Caleb and Shelby have been ousted from their home and must seek refuge in the Headgum office. Joining them via conference call from his landline is writer and comedian Dan Sheehan, who spontaneously generates a list of artifacts to put on his Golden Record. He'll introduce the aliens to the Mediterranean diet and local area network gaming. He'll give them the perfect entrance/invasion music. He'll show them majestic, decorated domesticated animals. And most generous of all? He'll help the aliens understand the the relief of being let off the hook.Dan's Artifacts Italian food (food) Being informed that no one is angry at you (multisensory experience) "Sirius," The Alan Parsons Project (audio) Photos of animals that have won contests (photograph) LAN parties (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Birth, Wayne Miller (photograph)Follow Dan on Twitter @ItsDanSheehan and @SICKOFWOLVES, support him on Patreon and buy his novel I Am Not a Wolf wherever you get books!--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Some people say that art is chaos, and, in that sense? This episode is...art.Actor, improviser, and writer Lureena Cornwell has a virtual visit with Caleb and Shelby, who, per usual, are in a fight. This time it's over a cat turd. Aside from that, though, our hosts must know what's on Lureena's record, which is so unfortunate because her internet service provider absolutely does not want that. When the dust has settled and Lureena's upload speed has improved beyond 1 Mbps, she gives the aliens a picture of the most ideal Earth: one in which domesticated animals walk themselves, clothes are reused, soup is filling, and where every human speaks with a non-rhotic dialect and either commits crime or cracks down on it.Lureena's Artifacts Pets walking with their humans without a leash (animal behavior) Boston crime movies, ex: The Departed, Mystic River, Gone Baby Gone (audio visual) When someone compliments your outfit and you get to tell them it’s all thrifted and how much you spent on every item, with a bonus when it’s a 69 cent item from Salvation Army on 69 cent Saturday (multisensory experience) Hearty soup (food) Hand cut French fries (food) Family (human social structure) The dog painting video that Shelby likes.Follow Lureena on Instagram and Twitter!--Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You guys...wait...This is huge.Space artist and science journalist Jon Lomberg, co-creator of the original Voyager Golden Record (!!!), joins Caleb and Shelby to talk about his experience putting together humanity's epitaph, which left Earth in 1977.Jon offers his take on aliens, behind the scene stories, and how to comprehend yourself at the scale of the universe.Jon's own personal Golden Record is expansive and comprises as many genres of world music as possible, including (but not limited to): Hawaiian slack key or vocals, like “Ho’olauna Aloha” Teresa Bright from her album Self Portrait Celtic music Middle Eastern music Flamenco Inuit throat singing Tibetan chants Musical Theater Marching Band Michael Jackson Afrojazz K-pop With hypothetical new technology since the original records, Jon would also include Earth's favorite molecules for the ETs, like caffeine and THC, as well as the smell of of roses and the taste of mango. Software like Tetris is on the table now, too.You can learn more about Jon at his website www.jonlomberg.com, where you'll find his original artwork as well as links to his lectures and writings.Follow the show @keepingrecordspodAdvertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right, settle in lil freaks, we're wheeling in the AV cart for a very special session of Keeping Records. Yes, that's right, we're gonna dim the lights and sit quietly in our chairs while Caleb and Shelby tell us about some of the artifacts that NASA sent (without our input weirdly) on the original Voyager Golden Record. We'll learn about things that seem funny to us but normal to people in other parts of the world, we'll learn about fetuses and how that all works more or less, we'll learn that the Immaculate Conception was really the Original Cuckolding. All in all, we'll learn. Together. While we eagerly wait for new episodes to drop. Soon. We promise. Be sure to watch the video version of the episode for a complete audio-visual experience and for two of the best wigs you'll ever see in your life. The Artifacts: Greeting: Cantonese Image: School Room Image: Fetus Diagram Image: Rush Hour Traffic Greeting: Portuguese Music: "Dark Was the Night," written and performed by Blind Willie Johnson Greeting: Nepali Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.